Be Bronze 24/7 Somerville

Just because it’s self-serve vibes, doesn’t mean help yourself! The only thing you should be leaving with is a glow ✨

We were really hoping someone would recognize them — and thanks to this amazing community, someone did! 🙌
They’ve been identified and everything has been returned!
A huge thank you to everyone who reached out, shared our posts, and continues to support us. We truly appreciate each and every one of you 💛
And to our wonderful clients who continue to do the right thing when visiting our studio — thank you for being part of what makes this space so special. We’re so grateful for you all.

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except me, on the couch.
The kids were nestled all snug in their beds,
It was then that I glimpsed my pasty white legs!

The cooking, the cleaning, the elf on the shelf,
I'd planned Christmas so perfectly… except for myself.
A midnight miracle? I thought I was cooked.
Then out came my phone and on the app I booked!

No humans, no stress, no revealing my bits,
Sorry Santa, but you got nothin on this!
I roll up in my slippers, robe tied in a bow,
And walk out a goddess. Mrs. Claus, take notes.

Christmas morning comes, and all the rellies arrive,
It's bloody chaos and already 43 outside!
But I am unshakable, I'm without a woe,
My outfit's on point and my skin is aglow!

A bronze so flawless the fam does declare:
“Mum, you’re glowing!” I wink, “I’m aware.”
If only they knew, how close it did come,
Thank god for the booth, for saving this mum!

So to all busy parents and merry late-nighters,
To glow-seeking Grinches and last-minute fighters—
Be Bronze 24/7 has all your tanning delight,
So Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night! ✨

Santa’s pre-Christmas checklist:
Sleigh ✔️
Presents ✔️
Spray tan ✔️
🎅✨

Got a weird schedule? No worries - we’re here for it! Open 24/7 ☀️🌙

To everyone who's stood outside our door whispering “please open” to the door in their PJs…this is for you! 🙈

You’ve heard the hype. Now meet the bronze ✨
Thursday July 3.