Dj M JHR

When I say
"Enjoy them while they're young.”
I'm not referring to your kids, I'm referring to your hips and knees.

When you're a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow!
You've gotten so big since the last time I saw you!"
As an adult, not so much.

Stop being ashamed of how many times you have fallen , and start being proud of how many times you have gotten back up

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

TODAY IS NATIONAL GREY HAIRED GRUMPY OLD MAN DAY AND I EXPECT RECOGNITION!😂😂

Malti

Football malti

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored so they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.

85% of Americans don't know how to do basic math.
Thank God I'm part of the other 25%.

I'm at the age where my mind believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body possibly died in the Civil War...!