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My mom👩 once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouse🏡 with a female student, Trina😊.

One day my mom👩 invited Trina for lunch, which she obliged😊. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina was😊.

And she had been suspicious of me having a relationship💞 with Trina for a long time⏳ as it wasn't her first time visiting🙃.

While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's up😏* look.

Knowing my mom💁‍♂️, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates😁." Well she just smiled😁 and didn't say a thing🤐.

About a week later⏳, Trina came to me saying,

"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."

3 days ago, I sat down and wrote✍️

“Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,

and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.

your Loving son♥️”

Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,

I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her

but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"

Remember Bebe DJ, Zamina Mina singer, He is still alive, how he looks now.

BB DJ, the kid from Abidjan, Ivory Coast who rose to fame with his WAKA WAKA song is not dead like rumors had it some time back.

BB DJ, born on June 18, 1999 is now a big man, 24 years old and has shared a video of himself sitting in a car, singing his popular WAKA WAKA song word for word.

Video in the comment section.

Twice I've sent money to this girl to visit me and she didn't show up.

The first time was in 2023.

I met her here on Facebook. She was quite lovely and went by the name Ogadi Uka.

I approached her and made clear to her that the reason why I texted her was because I liked her. After several months of flirting and late-night chatting, I requested that she visit me and she agreed.

The problem was that she lived in Lagos and I, Aba.

I agreed to fund her transport bills from Lagos to Aba and back. It summed up to 40K then. She was to stay with me for three days.

The day she was supposed to come to my house, her number was suddenly not going. It was switched off. I texted her on Facebook, on WhatsApp, left voice notes and all for her and all were left unreplied to.

Three days later, she called me and told me that she fainted that morning and her neighbours had to rush her to a nearby clinic where treatments were administered to her. She showed me a picture of her on a drip.

I told her it was okay, that she should not bother coming anymore and should instead use that money to buy drugs. She thanked me profusely and called me a good man.

I texted and called her throughout that week to know the state of her health, and even sent more money to her to buy fruits and juice.

Five months later, I asked her to visit me again and she agreed. I sent her 50K for transport.

That day, I waited and waited and waited but she didn't show up. Her line was inactive. Her Facebook account was suddenly deactivated.

I was mād. I was flabbergastēd. I wanted to cry.

Two days later, she called me and told me that she was sorry, that her mom dièd that morning so she couldn't come. She told me that she was still grieving, so I should understand.

I told her that I thought she was an orphan. I even showed her a screenshot of our text where she mentioned she was an orphan.

She told me Oh, Ah, that she wasn't talking about her real mother. That she was talking about her Aunty. That her Aunty was the one that diēd and she was like a mother to her because she trained her and her siblings.

She told me that she couldn't visit me because she used the money I sent to her to sort out her mom's (Aunty's) mortuāry things.

She said sorry and I accepted with an okay.

Two months later—early this year—I asked her to visit me but told her that I had relocated to Abuja ooo. I showed her pictures of my new house, a very modern apartment with AC, a flat TV, huge couches, and a sleek interior. I even showed her the new car the company I run social media pages for gifted me, and she congratulated me.

I asked her if she could come from Lagos to Abuja, and that if she couldn't, I'd understand. She said she can. But she told me she didn't have money for the bus fare, that ten kobo no dey her account.

I sent her 20K for her bus fare. I told her I would give her money for the bus home on the day she would leave my place.

That day, I kept calling her. She told me when she booked a bus, when she entered it, when they left the park, and when she reached Abuja, by 2 in the afternoon.

Immediately she reached the park in Abuja, I called her and told her to take a bike to Gwarinpa and that once she reached there, she should give the bikeman the phone so I would give him directions to my house.

After I ended the call with her, I switched off my phone.

By the time I switched on my phone by 5 in the evening, streams of texts pinged into my Facebook. 46 messages I had received from her. I called her and as soon as she picked up, she started shouting at me. She said she was stranded on the road and had been calling me, that I knew she didn't have any money on her, not even her in her bank account, that she didn't like this, that I should quickly pick her up from the junction.

I told me that I was sorry, and then I told her to flag down a bikeman so I would give him directions to my house.

Immediately she hailed a bike and gave the man the phone, I asked the man to tell her to go home, that I didn't even know where Gwarinpa was in Abuja because I still live in Aba full full. I told him to tell her that however she manages to find her way home—that is if she finds her way home—I don't care.

Then I switched off my phone again

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ADVISE TO MEN
SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT DRUGS DO NOT GIVE EXTRA PLEASURE.

Read again: NO EXTRA PLEASURE.

It ONLY DELAYS EJ*******ON which, in street terms, means "LAST LONGER".

But the longer you last, the more pressure on your heart
Yes: ON YOUR HEART.

Even during normal in*******se, your heartbeat rate increases by between FORTY and FIFTY PER CENT when you reach or**sm and about discharging.

Have you asked why most men sleep off after s*x?

Now, when you take s*xual enhancement drugs, it gets to a stage when you feel you have had enough and all you want is ej*******on.

But it won't come.

To force it, you have to get the heart, ALREADY STRESSED, TO DO EXTRA WORK!! hmmm.

By that time, if your HEART is not strong enough, Baba God will just show mercy on you and call you home.

And after initial shock, we start preparing your burial.

And walahi, if they fry puff-puff, I go chop cos I no go cry.

Let her call you "TWO MINUTES NOODLES".

Don't feel bad.

Let her go and meet her "ONE HOUR BEANS".

If you last THREE HOURS, na only you and your partner know or whoever either of you tells.

It is not OLYMPIC where dem go dey cheer you and you will collect MEDAL after the race.

Above all, when you are above 50-55, don't try to s*xually impress any woman.

EVEN YOUR WIFE!

If you die, another man will take over the 'stadium'!

That is if that 'stadium' is not even being shared with someone else when you are still alive.

Just like Inter and AC Milan are sharing San Siro...!!!
Men, a word is enough.🤷🏿‍♂️

THINK ABOUT THIS!
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" hide my I D i Lost my sister 4 months ago but, I'm 2months pregnant for her husband & we wish to get married..... I was actually in my final year in the university when i was persuaded by my beloved elder sister to come live with her after my graduation, then, It was just 7months gone after her wedding in which i was the chief bridesmaid. She said that she was missing my presence & needed someone around to chat & keep her company. She was 3 months pregnant so I didn't hesitate to accept her invitation..

After my graduation i finally moved in. It was 2 months later when I realized that, I still have feelings for her husband. Truth is, I fell for the guy, the very first time that my sister introduced him to me as her boyfriend, they had just started seing each other & Eversince then, I've s3cr3tely been in love with him & haven't been able to love any other guy nor keep a relationship, he's always on my mind, I've always imagined us together & deep down, wish for them to separate, so i could have a chance to be with him.

All these yrs, I've tried to control myself, hiding my feelings but, it all came back the moment i started living with them. seing him everyday, I couldn't help it anymore. So, i made a move on him & somehow he fell for me too, he loves me as much as i do. I see & feel it each time we're together. We've been s3-cr3tly seing each other for over 4 months untill when my sister was due for delivery & Sadly, she didn't make it but her child survived. Unfortunately again, the baby also join her mom after being with us for almost a month. This was a sad moment for the whole family..

4 months have passed & God has decided to wipe our sorrow, now we are happy & expecting a baby too, I'm currently 2 months gone, We intend to get married soon & I believe my sister will be happy wherever that she is. Her husband is a good man & I know that she wouldn't want us to loose him to another family. I also believe that, This is destiny, all these things happened for a reason just so we could be together. God's ways are not that of man. We haven't told anyone yet about our plans, don't know how family will see this but I also believe, it isn't so much of a big deal marrying my late sister's husband especially as they didn't have any kids together. But we just don't know how to go about it..

Pls, help guide us through this, we need advise we're so much in love & really wish to get married.."

Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.
1. I'm too young for that.
2. Who cares about marriage.
3. I'm focused on my books.
4. I want to gather some money first.
5. Marriage is full of problems.
These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.
But these girls will be having serious & series of s*x relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have s*x with boys.
No problem, God is watching you.

At age of 25-27, parents will start asking them the following questions;
1. How far?
2. Don't you have any one yet ?
3. Are you not planning to get married ?
4. Are you seeing that all your mates are getting married ?
5. Don't you know you are getting old?
But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there is nothing left inside.
With all these questions by her own parents, she will now be thinking and asking herself things like: My mates are marrying,
1. Does it mean am old enough to marry?
2. Hmmm, how should I go about it?
3. My boyfriends are not serious about asking my hand in marriage.
4. They are not even ready to marry yet.
5. Well, God knows the best. I believe in God.
See oooh...!, she has started putting her blame on God. "God's time is the best" OK, I agree for argument sake.
At age 27-30 they now start looking for men to marry not boys to have s*x and play with again.
They will start looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage, but unfortunately, at this age of 27-30 not all men will be asking their hand in marriage.
You will see them forcing themselves to marry a man who don't want to marry them. Please we beg you, leave us alone.
No single man at age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35. Now you hear the sisters say age does not matter.
My sister, it matters a lot.
Imagine buying a rotten tomato for $10 and your friend buys a fresh one for $7. Yes, that's how it feels like in marriage too.
Remember you rejected men because you think you were too young. What makes you think your old age does not matter to us?
That's why some men go back to their villages to find young girl to marry when the city ones are not serious about marriage and those that are serious happen to be old for them.

At age 30-35, her friends will ask her:
1. Why are you not married yet by this age of yours?
2. Is it not getting too late for you ?
You will hear her asking you some silly questions like...
1. Are you God?
2. Or do you want to marry me?
3. Is it a crime to be single at 30 or 35?
4. Did I see a man willing to marry me but I refused?
5. God knows the best for everyone please.
At age 30-35 they will start praying like never before, moving from one church to another. If she's a Muslim, she will start praying night prayers, fasting and dressing modestly.
If you ask her for dating, she would burst out to say:
1. My brother, I'm not like them.
2. Am looking for a serious man, a husband not dating.
3. If you truly love me go and see my parents for marriage.
4. I can't do anything with you without my parents concern.
Dear parents, they have started knowing your worth. When she was 18-24, she was doing everything without considering you as parents.
You don't expect a young man of 27-30 to marry you of 30-35 as his house wife when there are younger pretty girls out there.
Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his family and friends will discriminate you.
Men that will be interested to marry you will be of 45 yrs and above and mind you, those men are married with kids except you wanna be second or third wife.
Everything in life has its own season and time.
There's no lady at age 30-35 seeking for marriage who haven't been approached during 18-24. But by then, they were busily jumping from clubs/parties to hotel rooms looking for FUN not MARRIAGE.

Not everything is about prayer. God who created you has made a plan for you. But when you change the plan or miss the road, please don't disturb the peace of God. Because, He will be busy planning for your younger sister.
Think about this when you have time.

Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.
1. I'm too young for that.
2. Who cares about marriage.
3. I'm focused on my books.
4. I want to gather some money first.
5. Marriage is full of problems.
These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.
But these girls will be having serious & series of s*x relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have s*x with boys.
No problem, God is watching you.

At age of 25-27, parents will start asking them the following questions;
1. How far?
2. Don't you have any one yet ?
3. Are you not planning to get married ?
4. Are you seeing that all your mates are getting married ?
5. Don't you know you are getting old?
But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there is nothing left inside.
With all these questions by her own parents, she will now be thinking and asking herself things like: My mates are marrying,
1. Does it mean am old enough to marry?
2. Hmmm, how should I go about it?
3. My boyfriends are not serious about asking my hand in marriage.
4. They are not even ready to marry yet.
5. Well, God knows the best. I believe in God.
See oooh...!, she has started putting her blame on God. "God's time is the best" OK, I agree for argument sake.
At age 27-30 they now start looking for men to marry not boys to have s*x and play with again.
They will start looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage, but unfortunately, at this age of 27-30 not all men will be asking their hand in marriage.
You will see them forcing themselves to marry a man who don't want to marry them. Please we beg you, leave us alone.
No single man at age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35. Now you hear the sisters say age does not matter.
My sister, it matters a lot.
Imagine buying a rotten tomato for $10 and your friend buys a fresh one for $7. Yes, that's how it feels like in marriage too.
Remember you rejected men because you think you were too young. What makes you think your old age does not matter to us?
That's why some men go back to their villages to find young girl to marry when the city ones are not serious about marriage and those that are serious happen to be old for them.

At age 30-35, her friends will ask her:
1. Why are you not married yet by this age of yours?
2. Is it not getting too late for you ?
You will hear her asking you some silly questions like...
1. Are you God?
2. Or do you want to marry me?
3. Is it a crime to be single at 30 or 35?
4. Did I see a man willing to marry me but I refused?
5. God knows the best for everyone please.
At age 30-35 they will start praying like never before, moving from one church to another. If she's a Muslim, she will start praying night prayers, fasting and dressing modestly.
If you ask her for dating, she would burst out to say:
1. My brother, I'm not like them.
2. Am looking for a serious man, a husband not dating.
3. If you truly love me go and see my parents for marriage.
4. I can't do anything with you without my parents concern.
Dear parents, they have started knowing your worth. When she was 18-24, she was doing everything without considering you as parents.
You don't expect a young man of 27-30 to marry you of 30-35 as his house wife when there are younger pretty girls out there.
Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his family and friends will discriminate you.
Men that will be interested to marry you will be of 45 yrs and above and mind you, those men are married with kids except you wanna be second or third wife.
Everything in life has its own season and time.
There's no lady at age 30-35 seeking for marriage who haven't been approached during 18-24. But by then, they were busily jumping from clubs/parties to hotel rooms looking for FUN not MARRIAGE.

Not everything is about prayer. God who created you has made a plan for you. But when you change the plan or miss the road, please don't disturb the peace of God. Because, He will be busy planning for your younger sister.
Think about this when you have time.
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This is Jackie Chan’s recent picture. He’ll be 70 years on the 7th of April 2024. This man lived and still living an exemplary life. He started acting at the age of 22 till this very moment. If he was an American, I’m very sure by now his face would have been the symbol of Hollywood. This is a man whose acting prowess is real and original, most of his acting are not scripted, these days movie actors infuse a whole lot of artificial and make believe but Jackie does everything real. This man is a legend and we’re indeed very lucky to be in his generation. Drop a flower for the LEGEND.

Tina Ndubueze, a remarkable Nigerian actress, etched her name into Nollywood’s history with her unforgettable performances. She shared the screen with the legendary Nkem Owoh in the movie Police Officer, where she brilliantly portrayed the character of Americana—a woman who arrived on the scene with an audacious claim: she hailed from America. The moniker “Americana” stuck, and Tina’s portrayal of this quirky character left an indelible mark on audiences.

Yet, despite her talent and charisma, Tina Ndubueze seems to have slipped into obscurity. Recent photographs of her are as elusive as a rare gem, leaving fans yearning for a glimpse of their beloved Americana. Was she well compensated for her roles? Did she vanish into the folds of anonymity by choice, or did life’s currents sweep her away from the spotlight? Perhaps she now enjoys quiet moments, far removed from the hustle and bustle of showbiz.

Americana, you graced our screens, evoking laughter and warmth. Your legacy endures as one of Nollywood’s forgotten legends, and we wonder where life’s script has taken you. May your smiles continue to ripple through time, even as we search for traces of you in the digital ether. 🎬🌟
(the photos are ai generated)
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🎬 Chudi Kashimavo Nnamuah: The Unseen Hero of “Isakaba”

In the bustling world of Nollywood, where stars rise and fade like constellations, there exists an unsung hero—a name not etched in neon lights but eternally etched in our memories. That name is Chudi Kashimavo Nnamuah, and his portrayal of Ikenka, the “nwa ngworo” (crippled) commander, left an indelible mark on the silver screen.

Ikenka was no ordinary character. Confined to a wheelchair, he wielded power that transcended mere limbs. His wisdom, resilience, and strategic mind were his weapons, and he called the shots with the Isakaba boys. Despite physical limitations, Ikenka commanded respect and authority. His voice resonated louder than any gunshot, and his eyes saw beyond the mundane. In a world where brawn often overshadowed brains, Ikenka was a beacon of intellect—a testament that true strength lies not in sinew but in spirit.

But here’s the twist Chudi is crippled in real life. His portrayal of Ikenka wasn’t mere acting; it was an embodiment of his own battles. Perhaps the pain etched in his eyes was more than just thespian craft—it was a reflection of personal struggle. His wheelchair became a chariot, propelling him into our hearts.

And now we tread on murky ground. Was Chudi well compensated for his role? Or was he another casualty of Nollywood’s exploitative dance? The industry often treats lesser-known actors as expendable pawns, paying them meager wages and withholding recognition. Did Chudi receive his due, or did he fade into obscurity, a victim of an industry that sometimes values profit over talent?

We contemplate, but answers elude us. What we know is this Chudi Kashimavo Nnamuah, the unassuming Ikenka, added depth to “Isakaba.” His legacy isn’t measured in banknotes but in the whispers of fans who still invoke his name. And perhaps, just perhaps, that’s worth more than any paycheck.

So here’s to you, Chudi—our Ikenka, our unsung hero. May your wheels keep turning, even when the cameras stop rolling. 🌟🎥