Alex F A. Darbu jw

A Lady 💃walked into a Pet Shop demanding for a Parrot🦜🦜. The owner of the shop says;

"We have 2 kinds of Parrots, 🦜🦜one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."

The Lady thought for a while and replied;

"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself."

The owner brought out her choice and told her to ask the Parrot some questions;

LADY: How do I look?

🦜🦜: You look like a Pr0stituúe🙄

LADY: I won't buy it, this Parrot is rúde!

OWNER: Please Madam just give me a moment....

*Walked towards the backyard with the Parrot. He dípped the Parrot into a bucket full of water and wärned the Parrot;
"If you're rúde to the Lady one more time, I will drøwn you in this Bucket"...*

He came back to the Counter with the Parrot and told the Lady;
"Now ask the Parrot anything you wish and I assure you that he will be Polite"

LADY: If I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?

🦜🦜: Your húsband!

LADY: Good, What if I come home with two men?

🦜🦜: Your húsband, and your In-law

LADY: Good! Good!, What if I come with 3 men?

🦜🦜: Your húsband, your In-law, and your brother

LADY: Goooooooood!!!! What if I come home with 4 men?!

🦜🦜: (looked 🙄🙄back at the owner and said...) "Please just go and drøwn me again, I said it earlier that this woman is a Pr0stitute!!!"🤣??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆

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1. I have a d!g bick
2. You that read wr∅ng
3. You read that wr∅ng too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are w0ndering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mist@ke, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I sk!pped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and sk!pped 9
12. I said "saw you" not you saw
13. I also sk!pped 2
14. You got tr!cked
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