Nicole Richard Anthony

Who else is on this table with me? 😩😂

My baby is not even 2 months old, but she has already made me her full-time employee. No salary, no break, no annual leave! 😂

This girl wants to suck every five minutes, wants to be carried 24/7, and apparently believes my arms are the only approved sleeping surface in this house. 😭

The funniest part? She will finally sleep, and I’ll think, “Thank God! Let me quickly rest.” The moment I drop her on the bed—EYES WIDE OPEN! 👀

Okay, no problem. I’ll lie beside her until she sleeps deeply. Then the moment I quietly attempt to stand up like a thief at midnight… 👀👀
“Where are you going, Madam?” 😂

Sometimes I honestly feel like she has a built-in Mama Presence Detector. The moment my body leaves the mattress, the alarm goes off! 🚨😭

At this point, I can’t cook when I want, eat when I want, sleep when I want, or even p*e in peace. 😂

Please, who has passed through this stage? How did you survive it? Because this motherhood shift is already looking like a 24/7 night duty! 😭😂

I need all the tips, tricks and survival strategies, abeg! Ooooo! 😂❤️

Apart from curry, thyme and ginger what else do you use to cook okro soup?

Stop trying to hack my account Mr hacker.

My Big Boy 🥰❤️