Skin logic

What's that goal you are chasing this week?

*NOTICE OF ATTEMPT TO BLACKMAIL ME*

Please be informed that somebody is trying to cause a false alarm by spreading a dangerous rumour that I have stopped eating chicken, turkey and goat meat.

Therefore, I wish to state categorically that at no time did I ever attempt to stop eating chicken, turkey and goat meat. Nor did I ever contemplate such a dangerous idea - let alone dreaming about it.

These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my hard-earned “protein-friendly” reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me chicken, turkey and goat during this festive period.

I beg you all to stay calm and vigilant and ignore the rumour. Shame these miscreants by sending me the chicken, turkey and goat you intended to send.

Please don't forget to add bag of rice and soup ingredients.
I am investigating the source of this BLACKMAIL.
*I will keep you all updated on my investigation as we approach Dec 25*
Remember my address still remains the same.

*Thank you all.*

Congratulations your visa is approved.