Chisom Michael Okaforigbonine

•KPEKUS IS DIFFERENT 🤷🏾‍♀️

i heard some pharase saying kpekus is kpekus, No kpekus is different, listen...

•We have 3 types of kpekus.

1. Tap kpekus 💧
2. Borehole 🌑
3. River kpekus 🏊🏽

Tap kpekus is very tight.....

Borehole community kpekus is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit......

River kpekus, is the deepest and widest of all, .....and you can easily drown.

•Looks of kpekus.

1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city

•7 Colors of kpekus

1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh

•Types of kpekus flavor

1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions

•Sounds of kpekus

1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap

•Conditions of Kpekus

1. Wet kpekus
2. Dry kpekus
3. Slippery

•kpekus taste

1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles

•The good and bad smell of Kpekus

1. Fish smell
2. Palm wine

Funny 🤣

i hate my mind😂

Finally, I can sleep in peace 🕊️🕊️

Na here we dey……" After food, we move.

😂😂

Trust nobody 🤣🤣

First kiss after 50years as a virgin

It's true 💯😂😂

Which kind nyash be this 🤣🤣🤣

Hahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣