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1. Bënz of #8 Milliøn‚ I säy make I deposït #2‚000 fïrst‚ you con dey frøwn façe...
E be likë say you nø wan sëll 😒😂

2. Becausë we mēt at a funeräl you nøw savë my numbër as “burïal boy”!
Your papä na undërtaker... Nønsense 🙄😂

3. You wïll seë a hüngry fän sayïng we bøught Ronaldø for 15O milliøn poünds 😂

4. I get sënse‚ I get sënse. Smäll pikin givë you assignmënt‚ you säy quëstion no correçt.
My brother feär God oo 😂

5. Welcomë to Nïgeria‚
They wïll be likë: “I wïll keëp you in my prayers” but they don’t evën pray...! 🙄😂

6. Maths teaçhers wïll teaçh you additiøn‚ givë subtractiøn for cläss wørk‚ multiplicatiøn for homë wørk‚ divisiøn for cläss tëst then quadratiç equatiøn durïng ëxams 🙆😂

7. You won’t knøw how brøkë you arë untïl the bänk managër çalls you to äsk if you are stïll alïve 😳😂

8.Imagine buying phone for your sister then her boyfriend sizes it
What will you do as a guy🙆🏾‍♂️

9. “When visitïng a siçk persøn”
Ameriçans: Get wëll soon deär
Britïsh: Speēdy recovëry niggä
Nïgerians: Chai !‚ Na thïs kïnd sicknëss kïll Favour oo 😂

10. If a wøman løoks at you while she’s sïlent and suddënly säy... “Hmmmm”🙆 be cäreful‚ she’s discussïng with satän aboüt your casë 😂

11. *You thïnk you arë doïng me “But you are doïng yourself”* if your Mom haven’t tøld you suçh words‚ you are adoptëd 😂

12. Untïl you are askëd to mäke a sentencë with “ME” that’s whën you wïll knøw Englïsh is nøt your møther’s languagë. 😏😂

13. The ønly twø drëams thät çome truë in Afriça... Bëd wettïng and a witçh squeezïng your neçk in the nïght 🥲😂

14. My mum askëd my gïrlfriend if she can çook and she repliëd bøldly “mama I cookëd the teä we dränk thïs mornïng”😳
Favour abeg leave 😂

15.Some girls don't fixed nails for fashion, they fixed it to scratch yansh.. favor i lie?🤣🤣🤣

16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

My name is BEAUTY CODED am best at what I do

BURSTED RELATIONSHIP
It is very crucial to know that no matter what one does in the secret it would surely keep flying out into the public as nothing can last forever in the secret! Consciousness in your relationship should be kept sacrosanct because nemesis is always around you to expose all things in the hiding. The bad perspective is that some people don't know the blessing with which they have been given through their marriages or relationship and for the sake of lusting after temporary affairs happen to loose the precious gift. To get the most of life, respect and dialogue with your partner.

More on the way...watch out!

Dear Dating Couple

Don't be Deceived.

5 THINGS S*X DOESN'T DO.

1) S*x doesn't Strengthen a Relationship.

A Relationship that is weak is weak not because there is no s*x in it, but because there is no LOVE (affection, attention), COMMUNICATION and COMMITMENT in it..

"S*x is not Love"

Adequate daily Communication, giving Attention to each other (hanging out, spending time together) and showing Affection (speaking each other's love language) for each other strengthens Relationships.

2) S*x doesn't Spice up a Relationship

Ndi "let's spice our relationship with s*x"

A Relationshp is boring not because of a lack of S*x, but because of a lack of purpose, fun, friendship and excitement in the individual and cooperate lives of those in it.

3) S*x doesn't Prove Love

Ndi "if you love me, prove it"

S*x is not a way you prove your love for anyone, especially someone you're not married to, in fact, abstinence is a better proof of love than s*x.

Your ability to wait is a proof of true LOVE than your inability to wait which is rather a proof of LUST.

A Person can have s*x with you and not love you.

4) S*x doesn't Keep a Relationship

Ndi "I don't want to lose him"

You can give him/her s*x and they'll will still dump you tomorrow, I counsel victims of this daily.

Even with good s*x, MARRIAGES still break down everyday, talk less of a relationship.

What keeps a relationship is LOVE, RESPECT, CHARACTER, and COMMITMENT.

5) S*x doesn't Prove that you're a mature adult

Ndi "We're matured adults, let's do it."

When did s*x become the sign of matured adults?.

Immature and irresponsible teenagers have s*x everyday, does that make them adults?

S*x doesn't mean you're matured, rather you prove your maturity by discipline and self control.
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Dear Single in a Relationship.
S*x Has its Time

Wait, in the right season, na you go tire..
Keep s*x out of your Relationship and build a solid foundation for your Marriage.

9 DIFFERENT TYPES OF S*X IN MARRIAGE!!!!!
1. RECONCILIATION S*X:- S*x is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use S*X to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate s*x as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.
2. HEALING S*X:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good S*x I mean very good S*x. Healing s*x is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.
3. PUNISHMENT S*X:- When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of s*x", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more s*x as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using s*x. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment s*x is very hot. 😷
4. MEMORABLE S*X:- This is a very special kind of s*x that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and....

🥺 LAUGH WITH ME 😅
YOU MUST LAUGH 😊

A man walked into a restaurant and shoutëd his order aggressively.
“Please give me 2 pieces of chicken 🍗 and give everyone here 2 pieces of chicken each because when I eat others must eat too”😊. So the waiter served everybody their food.
After they finish eating,

the man shoutëd again
“Give me one bottle of whiskey and give everyone here 1 bottle of brandy each because when I drink everyone must drink too”☺️.
The waiter served everyone their drinks
Everybody in the restaurant were really happy
and started hailing him “Emeka the great” 😂

After the man have finïsh drinking, he shoutëd again, “give me my bill and give everyone here their bills too because when I pay my bills everyone must pay their bills too "😂😂😂

To cut the story short😌...
Well Emeka will be buried this coming Saturday hope you will attend as well 😂😂😂

Still ur gal BEAUTY and am the best at what I do most
u can join me here to always be happy ❤️🤣

HELLO GUYZ , this program is coming up on 30th of August. I would love u all to be there.

Remember
It's a free ride, item7, gifts n books
At Oriental hotel 😎😎😎

Thx wish to see u there.

U can get in touch with me or call my cell phone 09152313252

IT'S a NEW Month n new smiles,happiness n beauty

Still ur girl BEAUTY CODED

Happy Sunday guyz 🥰🥰🥰

Happy birthday 🎂🍰 to my Lovies ❣️💋❤️🤍
MYTC, More calendars to destroy bby 😘😘
Hip hip hooray 🎉🎊

10 CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE YOU MUST ALWAYS TRY TO AVOID.

1. People who don’t help you when you ask them. But will support you when it comes to doing nonsense and rubbish things.

2. People who gossip with everyone.

3. People who act differently around others. Insensitive people.

4. People who never accept their mistakes but only try to manipulate you with emotional blackmail.

5. People who are never sorry about their rude behavior.

6. People who tell you other people’s secrets.

7. People who bad-mouth their ex.

8. People who do bad to others to feel good themselves. And they are happy to share with you how they hurt others.

9. People who become Jealous of others' success.

10. People who’re always busy or stuck when you need them.
* Remember people always make out time for what or who is important, valuable and beneficial to them.