Oppzy Funs

Omo I don collo ooh I just slap one of my dad friends

NIGERIAN ARE VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0.When you see twin sisters, just know the short one is always the oldest🤣🤣

1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbreak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂

2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has impregnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂

3. The number of abortion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂

4. I have done so many mistakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Never😂

5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴

6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past🚴😂

7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level

But behind the quality is quality hunger😂😂

8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣

9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ugly one.*
She is the Commander in Chief.😂

10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hard, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avoid embarrassment😂

11. "When visiting a sick person"

Americans: Get well soon dear

British: Speedy recovery niggga

Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kill blessing o😂

12. I hate it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣

13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.

14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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In Biology u are my heart ❤️🧡❤️
In Chemistry u are my Oxygen 🥰😍
In math u are my🤨🤨

I imagine why girls go bleach there face but there leg 🦵 will be black

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Abia...who am I
Adamawa...loyal
Akwa ibom....you know
Anambra....your car
Bauchi....how chip
Bayelsa....Na yanga
Benue....my cousin
Borno....my deal go real
Delta.....asanwa
Edo....begin sitting
Enugu....a new goon
IMO....old way rain
Cross river.... climb her back
Ebonyi ... I buy kuli kuli

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