mummy bright

The funniest thing is when unhealthy people say:
“At least we will all d!e one day.” 😭😂
Yes oo… but some people are trying to arrive there peacefully, not doing full championship match with their organs every day 💀🚑

When doctor talks for 10 minutes and you still don’t know whether you’re okay or not. ‘Your condition is progressively deteriorating,’ you’ll be like:
‘Sir… is it serious or should I still go to work tomorrow?’” 😂

To the healthy: protect your health. To the sick: don’t lose hope. Goodnight to you all

Not everything needs to happen to you before you believe it’s real.”
“Some advice is cheaper than experience—take it early 😷

“Be careful with every new cream, drink, medicine, or supplement. Your body is not a testing center 😅”“If everybody is shouting ‘try it!’ that’s exactly when you should slow down and ask questions.😎

“Life is not short o… one statement can follow you into old age.” 😂😭
As a child you said you saw ghost.
Till today every blackout meeting starts with:
“Hope no ghost dey here?” 😭💡

“Some people can post ‘Nobody can stop me’ because immigration office already knows them by name.” 😭✈️
“You’re copying somebody that has three passports and one emergency embassy contact.” 😂
“L!fe is funny… the same trouble can become ‘vacation’ for one person and ‘wanted poster’ for another.” 😭
“Before doing anyhow, ask yourself one question: ‘If heat enter now, where exactly am I running to?’” 😂
“Some people’s confidence is not from courage… it’s from available flight tickets.” ✈️😭
“You followed a billionaire’s bad example forgetting your account balance still says ‘insufficient funds.’” 😂
“One thing about rich troublemakers — their apology tour usually starts from another country.” 😭

“The same person that said: ‘Enjoy life, nothing will happen!’
is now posting: ‘What shall it profit a man…’ 😭🙏”
“Bad lifestyle has a way of turning motivational speakers into prayer warriors overnight 😂”
“Yesterday: ‘Life is for enjoyment.’ Today: ‘Only Jesus can save.’ 😭🙏”
“Nothing humbles somebody faster than when enjoyment suddenly starts requesting hospital tests, debt payments, and emotional damage at the same time 😭😂”

“Doctor: ‘You need rest.’
Patient: ‘Can you write it officially so my boss will believe me?’” 😂
That's why your bill is on a high size 😂

“Whenever people warn you about your lifestyle, you laugh like everything is fine… 😂 Remember ,a person being carried away by water is also smiling sometimes — not because they’re safe, but because they don’t realize how serious the situation is yet. 😭”

“The way I protect my charger now is exactly how I should protect my health.” 😭