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At a medical school, a professor looked at a student and asked,
"How many kidneys do we have?"

"Four!" the student answered.

"Four?" the professor replied, sounding proud and ready to embarrass the student. He was one of those teachers who enjoyed pointing out others' mistakes. Turning to his assistant, the professor said, "Bring some grass, because there’s a donkey in the room."

"And a coffee for me!" the student quickly added, speaking to the assistant.

The professor got very angry and threw the student out of the classroom. But that student was actually the well-known humorist Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895–1971), also called the 'Baron of Itararé.'

As he left the room, the student boldly corrected the angry professor:
"You asked me how many kidneys we have. We have four kidneys — two are mine and two are yours. The word ‘we’ means more than one person. Enjoy your coffee… and the grass is for you.

15 RULES FOR REAL MEN

1. Never go back to the woman who cheated.

2. Never let a woman disrespect you.

3. Never shake a hand sitting down.

4. Never go broke to impress others.

5. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

6. Always have the ambition to be better.

7. Protect who is behind you, and respect who is beside you.

8. Take 1-3 seconds pause after getting asked a question.

9. Don't beg for a relationship.

10. Work out at least 4x a week.

11. If you are not invited, don't ask to go.

12. Always carry cash.

13. Dress well no matter what the occasion.

14. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

15. Find multiple ways to make money.

Based on the image, this movie is Baghead, released in 2024.
​The actor in the scene is Alberto Ammann. The film is a horror-thriller about a young woman who inherits a run-down pub and discovers a shapeshifting creature in its basement—Baghead—that lets people talk to their deceased loved ones, but at a high price. The scene captures the movie's dark and psychological tone.

She was not a traitor. She was not a spy. But on August 18, 1944, she was dragged through the streets, her head shaved, holding her child — punished because of love.
This powerful photo was taken by famous war photographer Robert Capa in Chartres, France, during the freeing of the country from N**i control. The woman is Simone Touseau, only 23 years old, humiliated in public — accused of having a relationship with a German soldier.
She held her baby daughter, who was fathered by that soldier — quietly showing her mother’s shame.
What happened to Simone was not unusual. After the war, about 20,000 French women were punished — many without any trial, many shamed in public, some hurt badly. It was revenge made to look like justice — a nation trying to heal by blaming its own people.
Simone was never proven to have helped the enemy. But her relationship and her child were enough to decide her fate. After that day, she lived alone, quietly hurting, and died in 1966 at age 44.
History remembers wars. But it often forgets the pain that hides behind victory.

At a university, a professor asked his students: "If there are four birds on a tree and three of them decided to fly away, how many are left on the tree?"

Everyone answered, "One."

They were surprised when one student disagreed and said, "Four birds remain." This caught everyone's attention.

The professor asked him: "How so?"

He replied: "You said they decided to fly, but you didn't say they actually flew. Making a decision doesn't mean taking action."

And indeed, that was the correct answer.

This story reflects the lives of some people — they have many slogans and catchy words, and they shine in gatherings and among friends, but in reality, their lives don’t reflect those words.

Many people talk, but only a few act..!

Making a (decision) is one thing...

Taking (action) is something else entirely.

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A car mechanic in Argentina was watching a video on YouTube.

The video showed how to remove a cork from a bottle.

After watching the video, a new idea came to his mind:

“Could this same technique be used to easily remove a baby stuck during birth?”

The idea is to do it.

He immediately went to the kitchen and started the experiment.

He held a container like a womb.

He thought of his daughter’s hand as a newborn.

And his wife sewed a cloth bag, which he used as a device.

The results of this experiment were incredible.

The Odon device was created:

A plastic cover, inside which is an air-filled bag.

It will go around the baby’s head and help it get out of the uterus safely.

The World Health Organization is calling it a revolution.

They say this device will be very simple and cheap. It will be usable even in rural areas.

Most importantly, it will reduce unnecessary cesarean sections and will be of great benefit to mothers.

But the question is, will the butchers in our clinic accept it? Will you take it? Prepare a prompt of this
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A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was supposed to sit in hanging from the ceiling.

He looked at the students and smiled.

Without saying a word, he approached the painting and wrote:

Test: 15 minutes, 30 points

Question 1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 point).

Question 2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair relative to the ceiling and show the calculations performed (1 point).

Question 3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair from the ceiling and the names of the friends who helped him. (28 points)

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At a medical school, a professor looked at a student and asked,
"How many kidneys do we have?"

"Four!" the student answered.

"Four?" the professor replied, sounding proud and ready to embarrass the student. He was one of those teachers who enjoyed pointing out others' mistakes. Turning to his assistant, the professor said, "Bring some grass, because there’s a donkey in the room."

"And a coffee for me!" the student quickly added, speaking to the assistant.

The professor got very angry and threw the student out of the classroom. But that student was actually the well-known humorist.

As he left the room, the student boldly corrected the angry professor:
"You asked me how many kidneys we have. We have four kidneys — two are mine and two are yours. The word ‘we’ means more than one person. Enjoy your coffee… and the grass is for you."


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