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Dear men, we way don solve all dem problems ya at one time or the other, duya we get urgent meeting.

That is why i always tell people to desist from alcohol. My neighbor got
Drunk yesterday and he was dancing to my generator sound. When i put off the Gen he walked up to me and asked who sang the song???

I told him is Yamaha featuring petrol
He said wow! Those two musician are good

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BREAKING:

Paul Kagame wins Rwanda presidential election with 99.1% of votes cast, the nation’s electoral body says.

Kagame has been in office since 2000 and this will be his fourth term.

To be clear, these are provisional results from Rwanda but President Kagame’s lead is unassailable.

The other 2 candidates collectively got 0.85% of votes cast.

I want to express my heartfelt gratitude to you, Aunt, for all the love and support you have given me throughout the years. Your presence in my life has been a constant source of strength and inspiration. Thank you for always being there for me.
Aunt, your prayers encouragement and advice have been my guiding light in times of darkness. I cannot thank you enough for all that you have done for me and the entire family. You are truly one in a million.
Words cannot express how grateful I am to have an aunt like you. Thank you for always being there for me, u deserve to be celebrated.🙏🙏 Wurie Jay

The richest man in China said, “If you put the bananas and money in front of the monkeys, the monkeys will choose bananas because the monkeys don't know that money can buy a lot of bananas.

In fact, if you offer WORK and BUSINESS to people, they will choose to WORK because most people don't know that a BUSINESS can make more MONEY than a salary.

One of the reasons the poor are poor is because the poor are not trained to recognize the entrepreneurial opportunity.

They spend a lot of time in school and what they learn in school is to work for a salary instead of working for themselves.

Profit is better than wages because wages can support you, but profits can make you a fortune.

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION?

41 THINGS TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS AS THEY GROW...✍🏾

1: Tell your daughter that Money has no gender. She can make money the way any Man can make it and even more.

2: Tell her to step into the FIELD not the BED to make money. Money from the field comes with dignity, money from the Bed comes with STD.

3: Let your daughter know that she need to trade her brain not her privates to make money.

4: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a rich man, but to work to become rich girl.

5: Train your daughter never to pray to marry a Governor but to work to become the President.

6: Train your daughter that the instrument of money making is under the Hat not under the skirt.

7: Train your Daughter never to Man-hunt but to focus her focus and she will become the focus of many Men.

8: Train your daughter that no man can love her like God, so she must never trade her relationship with God with a relationship with any Man.

9: Train your daughter that internet never forget or forgive, let her know that the foolish post she makes in the internet can depose her from her post tomorrow.

10: Tell your daughter that time wait for no man, if she waste her time with a foolish man, she will wake up one day to discover that it is night time.

11: Tell your daughter that life give back what you give into it, wickedness will be fully repaid.

12: Tell your daughter that beauty is not in exposing nakedness, it is dressing to look like a Queen.

13: Tell your daughter that she is a princess and not a pr******te, tell her to dress to prove she is.

14: Tell your daughter that it is a great wickedness to sleep with the husband of another Woman.

15: let her know that married men do not love her, they only see her as available s*x toy to satisfy the urge in them.

16: Let your daughter know that the best friend she can keep is God, He can not disappoint her.

17: let your daughter know that beauty without brain makes one look like a Decorated pig.

18: teach your daughter to believe in herself because she is capable of doing whatever she believes she can do.

19: Teach your daughter never to think that wealth is s*xually transmitted. Sleeping with wealthy men will only make her a w***e not wealthy.

20: tell your daughter good look does not make a man a good Man. He can have 6 PACKS and be a PACK of trouble.

21: teach your daughter never to be a Run girl because run girls normally RUN into trouble.

22: Tell your daughter knowing God is not negotiable and being righteous should be her entire Life principle.

23: Tell your daughter time go fast and wait for no one, she should stop thinking she has time to waste, she should get up now before it is too late.

24: Tell your daughter nobody wants to marry a liability, every man is looking for Help-meet not help-eat.

25: Tell your daughter she must have her own sources of income. A woman without her own sources of income will be embarrassed by her husband, in law and even her own Children.

26: Tell your daughter it is not all that glitters that are gold Some May even be a ball of fire.

27: Tell your daughter her body is not for sale but to preserve it for the man that deserve it after her wedding.

28: Tell your daughter failure is not the end but a bend.

29: Tell your daughter there is no height she can not attain, if she can just dare it.

30: Tell your daughter courtship is not marriage, she can still let go any man with red flags.

31: Tell your daughter that a broken courtship is not a divorce she can still get out of relationship at any time before wedding.

32: Tell your daughter she is beautiful, if a guy tells her she is, she will say my Dad told me too.

33: Tell your daughter never to be a runs girl, because this will ruin her future and destiny.

34: Tell your daughter that Marriage is more important than Wedding, she should take more time to prepare for marriage than wedding.

35: Tell your daughter Love is not enough for marriage, commitment, faithfulness, purity, contentment, communication, training etc are needed.

36: Tell your daughters that attitude is more than beauty.

38: Tell your daughter Labour bring favour

39: Tell your daughter she is not to submit to Men but her husband

40: Tell your daughter that marriage choice making may bring PAIN OR GAIN

41: Tell your daughter that it is not all Professors of love that are POSSESSORS OF LOVE, He may say I love you, he might actually mean I love s*x.

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY
FINAL YEAR EXAMS
COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 1 HOUR 30 MINS

INSTRUCTIONS

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 2000k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 5000k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 marks)

S*X IS ABOUT 9 THINGS
1. CONSENT
You should never force your spouse into having s*x. Both of you need to consent to it each time even as a married couple. Don't be the person who offends your spouse and demands s*x when your spouse is hurting
2. CONSCIENCE
Whatever s*xual position you two do, whatever location where you two have s*x; both your conscience should be OK with it. Don't force your spouse to do things that disturb the conscience
3. MUTUAL ENJOYMENT
It is not just about your s*xual pleasure, both of you have to enjoy it. As your spouse makes you feel good, make him/her feel good too
4. FOREPLAY
Foreplay is not just the touching, licking and rubbing before in*******se; but also treating each other special when s*x is not the agenda. This makes your spouse feel your good treatment is not a tactic to get s*x, but genuine love
5. HINDPLAY
Hindplay is treating each other special after the climax. This involves cuddles, kind words, prayer, compliments and acts of service
6. HYGIENE
S*x being an exchange and mixing of body fluids and collision of bodies; maintain good hygiene. Brush your teeth, shower, wash your va**na well, wash your p***s well, wash your butt area well to prevent foul smell, change inner wear, keep your finger nails clean, keep the bedroom clean, smell good. This encourages intimacy
7. CREATIVITY
It is called love making because you are creating. Avoid monotony, create new memories
8. COMMUNICATION
Communicate how you want your spouse to please you; don't suffer in silence and assume your spouse knows. Make requests how you want it. Communicate when it is painful. Communicate when you are made love to well. Moan to encourage your spouse to do it right
9. CONNECTION
When love making is done right, you two will connect better and deeper as a couple

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