Cj’s Yap Emporium

you ever do something so heinously stupid? just incredibly fu***ng dumb. like it is unfathomable what my mind is incapable of

i shouldn’t have called that man on the bus back from portland a bitch :(( even though he was

there’s at least one i know for sure still thinks about my du***ss hahahaha

why do i feel like i know exactly what the dave matthews band looks life

i miss who i thought post malone was

you ever almost meet the worst person you’ve ever met? because i almost met the worst fu**in person i’ve ever met and my god am i glad i didn’t

oh by the way my fu**in ASS MEAT hurts dawg. i’ve been sitting so fu**in much lately and i’m pretty sure my butt cheeks are permanently indented

i played rockband for the first time in 60 years i’m pretty sure, i honestly thought that game was wiped from the face of the earth

anyway i gor 99% on expert mode on singing no big deal or anything

so i’m talking to a man (derogatory) and idk what i was thinking? my misandrist badge is being revoked as we speak

holy S**T i forgot i mace a page for all my dumbest thoughts. i’m about to be incredibly annoying

😮 his name is WHO

yes sayid you beautiful man, love u baby