MVSW Podcast with Kris and Andi

1. Va**nal discharge is normal.
2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary.
3. Va**nas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear.
4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine).
5. A mans s***m CAN throw off your ph balance and also change the smell of your va**na
6. It is not safe for va**nas to smell like sunshine and flowers so stop expecting it to.
7. STOP douching and washing your va**na with bath&body works, and Victoria secret. It’s not freaking healthy for the va**na.
8. The va**na cleans itself for those who had no clue! 🤦🏼‍♀️
9. Having s*x has no correlation of how "tight" your va**na is.
10. Yeast infections are COMMON!!! 🤯
11. The best thing you can do for your va**na is to leave it alone.😴
12. If your va**na stinks or your discharge stinks and has a color than go see a gynecologist and stop trying to blame cause you stink.
13. Let it breathe. 🌬
14. The VA**NA is the narrow canal that runs INSIDE the body. NOT the whole ge***al area.
*Do not use soap in your va**na.*❗️
15. Always urinate after s*x to rinse the urinary tract of fluids that could be caught there and can cause UTIs.
16. Drink water. Lots of It! 💧
17. COTTON panties ladies. Wearing silk, satin and lace seven days a week will abso-f**king-lutely throw your Ph off.

🙅🏼‍♀️Don't argue with me about this. I don't give a f**k if you say your mama put you in satin diapers and all you've ever worn is satin panties. If that's true, YOUR S**T IS OFF. I GUARANTEE it.❗️
18. Stop sprinkling powder on your lady bits, stop IMMEDIATELY! Talcum causes cancer. This isn't a hoax or a joke and I don't care if your 97 year old great Aunt Myrtle has been using it twice a day, everyday. STOP IT! TODAY!
19. Also the Va**na is a natural s***m killer, except when you’re ovulating with the exception of a very high ph level.
20. This is all correct and true. Stop letting men who think washing their ass and moisturizing is gay try and tell you how to care for your ladybits. Ladies, stop letting boys who got s*x ed from Pornhub tell you about YOUR va**na.
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We took an anatomy test! One of us got a perfect score, one of us failed! Find out who, coming up on our episode where we talk about names we call our va**nas and what we actually have down there!
What do you call your va**na?
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