All The Kings Men

🎅 Holiday hours 🤶
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20.12.25 - Closed for Chaz’s 40th
(Apologies but we will all be hungover)
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22.12.25 -Open
23.12.25- Open
24.12.25 -Open
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Then we will be closed until the 5th of January for a much needed break.
As usual it’s a busy time of year so it’s already booking up fast. Thank you to all our clients for a great year and being so understanding in a busy time. Love ya’s!

Send through a CV, come in for a chat. We’ve got a few days open in the shop.

The main man himself, Billy Brown, is returning to London Town. Hopefully we’ll see him back on the tools in the new year but at this stage we don’t know what the future holds. Come in and say goodbye to him in the next couple of weeks before he flys out. Pictured here in his natural habitat, bacon roll in hand reading the Herald Scum. He’ll be sorely missed.
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‌Keep the blue flag flying high!

It’s cold out there! Maybe it’s time to shave your head? Do it, feel the breeze. Ange, Billy and Chaz in today to get you looking right.

We have done a very limited run of our Love Park inspired market bags. Big enough for your records and groceries.
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“Thanks , it has pockets”
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IYKYK. We’ve made an hour of music from our favourite island to get you in the mood. 🔥

Introducing our newest member to the team. Hailing from (not so sunny) Birmingham, we have Tommy! After stints cutting at various places around the world he’s now calling Melbourne home. An absolute weapon with a pair of scissors please make him feel welcome and hit that book button. 🤘

Open as per usual today. We operate on the lands of the Wurundjeri Woi Wurrung of the Kulin Nation and pay our respects to elders past and emerging. Profits from today will be going to Pay the Rent. 🖤💛❤️

Happy Holidays to all of you that we’ve had the pleasure of seeing this year. A huge thank you to all for making our shop what it is. If you missed us pre-Santa Ange and Delicia will be holding it down in the shop between Xmas and New Year. If there is a time available to be booked online then someone will be there to cut your hair for you. In the mean time be nice to your weird cousin, don’t talk politics around the ham and maybe run a beer out to your garbage man. Thanks again for another year of sickcuts.

You heard Bill. Don’t leave it till the last minute to book your holidays cut. Look good for your family, they deserve it, you deserve it.

We hate it when clients move away. Best of luck in the future !!! Legend.