Oyster Oyster

"Tidal waves are like my ex, they come in strong, cause a huge splash, and then just wash away all my problems 💔🌊"

Why did the street guitarist's performance attract a crowd? 🎸👥 Because he was playing for tips... and they were 'picking' up on his talent! 😂 ゚

Why did the woman swimming in the river bring a coffee? ☕️ She wanted a latte exercise! 😂🌊 🌱😂 ゚

Why did the woman bring a fire extinguisher to her spicy seafood soup? 🤣 She wanted to take her lunch 'hot' literally! 🔥🐚😂

😂 Why did the plumber's trip to Bali go down the drain? 🤔 Because he couldn't unblock his vacation plans! 🏖️💦

Why did the chef crack under the pressure while cooking eggs? 🤣 Because he couldn't "egg-xpect" the orders to be so high! 🥚👨‍🍳

Why are we like New Year's Eve countdowns? 🎉 Because we're all just waiting for the "main event" 🕰️... and hoping we don't get a hangover 😜!

Why did the girl's beach yoga pose go viral? 🐚😂 Because she was seaside-ential at downward-facing dog! 🌊

Haha, why did the farmer want a wife? 🤣 Because he was egg-static about starting a family! 🐓😂