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To be sincerely, 😂
As a male en€my, will you k!ll or leave her when you see her from the back view? 🙄🤔😂

Freshly Baked.

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON.

1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom🏃🏃😁😁

2. If she drinks beer ..... condom😁😁

3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom😁😁

4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!😁😁

5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!😁😁

6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!😁😁

7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom😁😁

8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!😁😁

9. If she lives alone ..... condom please😁😁🚶

10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at KU, UoN, JKUAT, KCA & MKU... Condom oooh*😁😁

12. If she wears g-strings..... condom😳😁😁🏃

13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom🚶🏃🏃

14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom 😁😁

15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom😁😁

16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh 😁

17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom 😁😁😁

18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom😁

19 if her name is Jessy, queen,Jenny,beauty, precious, Gold, queencee,NASA, fancy,Sandra, favour,Lucy, Ella,bella........... Pls use 3 condoms 🚶🚶🚶

The worst if she is pre pre that's Precious........bro no good for you 14 condom ooooo

20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁

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A couple was filing for a divorce in court, they both wanted to share the kids equally but unfortunately they had three children.

WIFE: your honour, I will go with two kids while he goes with one, I'm their mother and my children will not grow without the presence of their mum😏

Husband: No your honor, I'm the one who's going away with two kids while she goes with one, I'm their father and I have to be present for my children 😏

JUDGE: You both want to go away with two kids, what are we going to do now?

Husband and his Wife step out of the boxes and start whispering into each other's ears.

Few minutes later, they smile and say "Your honor, we've come to a conclusion, give us a year, we will come again with this matter. We want to make another kid so we'll be able to share the children equally" 🤭

Nine months later, they were blessed with twins 😂🙆‍♂️

Have a wonderful weekend💞
Trouble continues 🥰

Some women are not just for $ex. Some women come to heal, repair, upgrade, restore, uplift and bring out the best in a man.

HOW TO MOVE ON WHEN YOU ARE STILL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE.

If you're in love with someone and the person is beginning to take your love for granted base on the fact that you love them so much and you make it obvious to them that you love them, so they are beginning to treat you anyhow. Here are things you can do to put them where they belong.

1... Try cut contact between both of you.. let the person know that you no longer wait for them to validate you. Live your life to the fullest and act like they don't exist.

2... Let's go off good moments.. erase every memories you have shared with them. Begin to do things that make you happy and add value to your life. Hangout with friends and do things that matter to you. Let your happiness be your priority.

3... Accept the fact that people come and go.. accept the fact that not everyone that start a journey with you will end it, and take them off your mind completely.

4... Try and love yourself.. love yourself enough to know that you don't deserve anyone who will not treat you with love or reciprocate the love you give to them. Love yourself to the moon and back because self love is the ultimate.

5... Convince yourself that it is not wrong to fall in love, you only fall in love with the wrong person. Encourage yourself that someone who deserves your love, someone who will not take your love for granted will definitely show up it's just a matter of time.

These 5 things is all you need to detach yourself from anyone who is taking your love for granted.queen ajoke ade 💯💯💯💯

My brother, this is what you will get when you marry an older woman who is ready to settle at 28 going up. Remember, we said any woman above 25 is old.

Today, I must disagree with the elders who taught us a proverb that says, "When a sugarcane matures, all its sweetness is concentrated at the bottom."

DEAR LADIES,

DON'T MARRY A STUPID MAN,MARRY A MAN WITH COMMON SENSE.

1: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that paying your bride price is not equal to buying you.

2: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that marrying you is not doing you a favour.

3: Marry a man that has sense enough to know that you pose to have cramps and mood swings during your monthly circle, and shouldn't use it against you.

4: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that as a woman you also have a right to say "NO" to s*x at times and if he must have his way he should at least try to make you happy and put you in the mood.

5: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that after childbirth you are posed to have stretch marks, big stomach, sag b***s and not too good shape, and he shouldn't because of that compare you to a sweet 16, your sag b***s or stretch marks is a sign of motherhood. (Although you can work it out and be back to shape which is proper.)

6: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that there are times you are just too tired to cook, and him taking you to the eatery to eat dinner or him fixing the meal that day to save you the stress is not a taboo.

7: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you have a right to voice out your frustration, a right to agree and disagree, a right to air your opinions.

8: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that you deserve to hear "sorry" from him and he's obliged to plead and ask for forgiveness when he errs and not use his headship as a means to escape saying "sorry"

9: Marry a man who has sense enough to know that hitting a lady is a crime against humanity.

10: Marry a man who loves your soul not just your body, marry a man who enjoys talking to you even without touching your body, not someone who cannot talk to you without touching you. May you not miss it in marriage.

Thank you for reading 📚 ❤️ 🙏 💝

Be careful who you date and marry. The biggest prison in the world is a home without peace.
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Yahoo Spec...

Safe s*x is not just always about wearing a condom, It’s about being careful with who you mix your soul with
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For you not to regret knowing the fellow.

Efforts are useless when you're not the person they want . It's a harsh truth and everyone should learn to accept this fact
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