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☕💪🔥 Tuesday’s Office Survival Kit:

Caffeine.
Protein Shake.
Menopausal Madness.🤪

Today’s vibe:
Trying to do my job…
Trying to remember what I walked into the room for…
Trying not to spill coffee on the laptop…
Trying to pretend I’m “calm and professional” while sweating like a rotisserie chicken.

But look at me - still showing up, still caffeinating, still fabulous.🤪

Happy Tuesday, my chaotic queens.🔥☕💃😵💪

☕️ Monday Survival Squad ☕️
Me: running on coffee and sheer determination.
Lily: running on Dog Fuel and pure chaos.
Honestly… if the clock could just skip to 5pm, that would be great for both of us.🤣

Last night we had our grandson for a couple of hours.
He was super good and fell asleep on the way back home 😴
Love our time with the youngest in the family ❤️❤️☺️

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Thursday update:
England lost to Argentina, my alarm assaulted me at 6am,
and now I’m off to work running purely on caffeine and denial.😮‍💨
If you see me today, just nod respectfully — I’m a warrior.💪

✨ Wednesday Afternoon Vibes ✨

If anyone needs me, I’m very busy being a highly caffeinated office athlete.🤣

Currently juggling emails, pretending my to‑do list isn’t judging me, and professionally counting down the minutes until the England match like it’s my full‑time job.

My productivity?
Powered by coffee.
My motivation?
Also coffee.
My emotional stability?
Hanging on by a mug handle.

It’s only Wednesday, but I’ve already hit that magical stage of the week where my brain is 80% football, 20% caffeine, and 0% willingness to join any more Zoom calls.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Come on England - hurry up, I’ve been ready since breakfast.
☕ Send coffee. Or a substitute colleague.🤪

Tuesday Afternoon Status:
Running on iced coffee, Dan the fan, and the faint hope that 5pm will magically appear.
If you see me staring into space… I’m buffering 😅🌀☕💼

Happy Monday!
If you see me looking motivated today, just know…
it’s 98% coffee and 2% pure delusion.🤪
Let’s smash this week anyway.😁

Woke up after a warm and sweaty night…
Not sure if I slept or slow‑roasted. 🤪

Now facing a warmer Thursday, tired but with coffee as my super hero!

Send iced drinks. 🧊
Send shade. ⛱️
Send help. 🆘

Happy Thursday from the melting swamp creature formerly known as Nicola ☕🔥😩”