Elves Incorporated

Back in the Summer Little Ju had an argument with a couple of off duty Christmas elves that their job was basically a doddle! Well,this heated exchange resulted in Little Ju applying to the North Pole Christmas surveillance programme and somehow passing the interview and aptitude tests only to find herself enrolled in the training!
This is her probation year and I have to sign off her daily tasks under the watchful eye of her Mentor.
Little Ju is regretting getting into that argument now. December is going to be a long month , I mean we have enough going on in the Workroom with the Christmas rush!
Typically she’s late in turning up, this is going to be interesting!

Stay tuned ,
Ho Ho Ho , here we go!

So who is the person behind the business? It’s important that you know who you’re supporting so here goes:
I’m Julie , the Poundland Morticia Addams/ Beverly Goldberg hybrid from County Durham.
I’m married to Steven and we have 2 kidults called Sally and Joe and a very spoiled lurcher called Lizzie.
I was a nurse that retrained as a teacher who had a couple of breakdowns that left me a bit wobbly …now I run my own creative business while living with Major depressive disorder, anxiety and agoraphobia . I also have a wonky back which has become a significant issue lately.
I am a star wars and Harry Potter nerd( book purist) I love magic ,fairytales and the woodlands.
I’m a trivia buff and bore my family with random facts on the regular.
I love to bake , cakes are my speciality and damn are my cakes good!
I wear a lot of black, have big hair and an insane sense of smell. I’m a Libra and an empath so good luck telling me fibs!
I’m a mahoosive fan of comedy: Blackadder, Bottom, The Likely Lads, WWDITS, Fawlty Towers, Python etc and I drop random quotes on the regular.
I’m also a tennis buff, big Rafa Nadal fan and I’m not keen on a certain player who looks like Bert from Sesame Street.
I always have a tale to tell, usually with a comedic twist, I can talk a glass eye to sleep and 89% of what I say is waffle but I mean well.
My fave book is The Twits, fave colour is black, fave smell is lavender.
I have size 8 feet (therefore I don’t blow over in the wind) will only wear odd socks and believe that kindness is the most important thing in the world.

Now let’s have a little giggle ! Tell me
Your fave book
your fave colour
Your fave smell
Shoe size ( in English please)

Love, Ju # # #

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Mason loving his elves this morning

Anyone need any last min elves give us a msg 😘

Let’s have a bit of fun ... what would your elf name be? Happy Tootsie ... yep that just about sums me up. Who is excited for their elf arriving??????

Hi please get in touch if I can help you with anything. # # #

Whoop whoop who is ready????

Good morning from the beautiful North Pole! Things are getting very busy here and the elves are so excited to be returning to your homes for December. Lots of love Santa # # #