Beauty with Ben

S**t in a bath and rub it in. I think it’s time I get my arse into gear, drop the clutch and s**t on a cat because it’s officially time to announce that I’m farting in your hair on the 17th of October. Get your shoes on and then take them off again. We are a global organisation that deals with chicken s**t and human scrimmage that falls from the heavenly hole we like to call the rose budded sphincter blink, so stick your fingers up your arse and sniff them. It’s your decision where you s**t just do it

Stinking fu***ng farts. Wow

At Ben’s Beauty, we believe a good fragrance is like bottled happiness – one little spray and suddenly you’re walking on sunshine ☀️ (or at least strutting down the high street feeling fabulous 😏).

Whether you’re after something sweet, spicy, fresh, or downright flirty – we’ve got scents to match every mood. 💃🕺

Pop in today, have a wee sniff (don’t be shy 😉), and find the fragrance that makes you feel like the main character! 💖

💐✨ Life’s too short for boring perfumes – let’s get you smelling unforgettable!

P***S IN THE MOUTH
P***S UP YOUR BUM
FLOSSING UP YOUR TEETH
WITH P***S FROM YOUR MUM
SM**MA ON YOUR K**B
SCRAPE IT WITH YOUR FINGER
ROLL IT IN A BALL
AND THROW IT AT YOUR SISTER

New in!!!!!

My new fragrance!
Sićk from the mouth of love ❤️

Get your orders in as will sell out fast

Whiff whiff everyone
Love you all my angels

It’s time for the big reveal!!!

I’ve been keeping this to myself for a while now as I’ve been trying to build this for you all

As you all know I love my scents!!
My nose never stops smelling

Therefore Ive decided to throw my time into my pride and bring to you my collection of fragrances

Any information you care to find out just pop me a message and I’ll do my best to assist

You know I love you all
Don’t stop believing (by journey)

Whiff whiff everyone