It's MEME Time

Scoring a 0 in an IQ test and scoring high are equally impressive.

The closer I get to the end of the tube of toothpaste, the closer I get to the recommended amount.

People prefer books than movie adaptations because their imagination is much better than what a director could produce.

Putting quotes around a word can make the most “unsuspicious” word look suspicious

Everyone talks about how 2×2 and 2+2=4 but nobody talks about how 3×2×1 and 3+2+1=6

Rich people can be so privileged that they get offended when referred to as privileged.

You're as old as your tongue but a little bit older than your teeth.

The more you realize the world is broken, the more things start to make sense.

When a dog licks you, it releases endorphins and makes them happy. Dogs lick you to get high.