Horosoaps

Merry Christmas from us.

Get drunk.
Do the boring walk.
Doomscroll the s**t sales.

Bask in this beautiful, weird pocket of doing absolutely f**k all.

See you in 2026.
It’s gonna be a good one.
(From March though.)

Festive update:

1. We’re shipping orders till the end of the week. Express or next day is smart. Ignoring that advice is also a choice. Live on the edge. Blame your star sign (looking at you, Sagittarius, Gemini + Pisces).
2. This has been our busiest Christmas. Thank you. Especially the US lot — no idea how you found us but clearly the universe (or the internet) was involved 😘
3. Reminder: Capricorns exist. And they’re cursed with the worst birthday window of the year. Do something about it. (22 Dec – 19 Jan)
4. This is our tree.
5. We’re clocking off after this week and honestly… you should too. Merry Christmas.

Thanks for making our local post office hate us. We love it. Keep it coming

How was your week? Ours involved boxes…

PUMPKIN SPICE WON’T SAVE YOU.

THE SMELL OF DENIAL. AND CEDARWOOD.

WASH IT OFF. The hangover, the inbox anxiety and whatever that text was.

ANOTHER DAY OF OVERTHINKING IN AESTHETIC LIGHTING.
LUCKILY, THE SOAP’S GOT FRANKINCENSE. YOU’VE GOT DENIAL.

WOKE UP DELUSIONAL BUT AT LEAST IT’S COSMIC.