Horosoaps
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24/12/2025
Merry Christmas from us.
Get drunk.
Do the boring walk.
Doomscroll the s**t sales.
Bask in this beautiful, weird pocket of doing absolutely f**k all.
See you in 2026.
It’s gonna be a good one.
(From March though.)
16/12/2025
Festive update:
1. We’re shipping orders till the end of the week. Express or next day is smart. Ignoring that advice is also a choice. Live on the edge. Blame your star sign (looking at you, Sagittarius, Gemini + Pisces).
2. This has been our busiest Christmas. Thank you. Especially the US lot — no idea how you found us but clearly the universe (or the internet) was involved 😘
3. Reminder: Capricorns exist. And they’re cursed with the worst birthday window of the year. Do something about it. (22 Dec – 19 Jan)
4. This is our tree.
5. We’re clocking off after this week and honestly… you should too. Merry Christmas.
11/12/2025
Thanks for making our local post office hate us. We love it. Keep it coming
A full day’s work packing our biggest order yet — edited down to 40 seconds. Humbling.
07/11/2025
How was your week? Ours involved boxes…
15/10/2025
PUMPKIN SPICE WON’T SAVE YOU.
14/10/2025
THE SMELL OF DENIAL. AND CEDARWOOD.
13/10/2025
WASH IT OFF. The hangover, the inbox anxiety and whatever that text was.
CONSISTENCY IS KEY
11/10/2025
ANOTHER DAY OF OVERTHINKING IN AESTHETIC LIGHTING.
LUCKILY, THE SOAP’S GOT FRANKINCENSE. YOU’VE GOT DENIAL.
JUST ANOTHER QUIET BREAKDOWN DISGUISED AS HYGIENE.
08/09/2025
WOKE UP DELUSIONAL BUT AT LEAST IT’S COSMIC.
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