Are You Gelous Yet?

Deep green with that velvet glow ✨

Subtle, rich, and doing the most in the light 💚

A little sunshine, a little bloom 🌼💛

Soft tones, tiny details, and that “I can’t stop looking at my nails” feeling 😍

My favourite landlady ❤️

Thank you Rebecca from Are You Gelous Yet? For my amazing card! Wish I looked this good in real life instead of some crazed swamp witch! 🤣

Who said florals can’t have a dark side? 🌸💀

This set is giving sweet and slightly unhinged 🖤🤍

When your nails are brighter than your mood 💚💙

Striped, bold, and impossible to ignore 💁🏼‍♀️

🎉 1 YEAR AT THE INFANT HERCULES 🎉

Somehow… we’ve survived a whole year.
There’s been laughter, there’s been tears, (mainly caused by hot sauces)... and there’s been a LOT of swearing from Lisa 🤣

So we’re throwing a party — and you’re all invited!

🗓️ From 6pm
🎗️ Raising money for Macmillan Cancer Support (so at least it’s for a good cause while we cause chaos)

🍴 Food to soak up the bad decisions:
Pies, chilli, smoked pork sandwiches

+ vegan & veggie bits so no one can complain

🎲 Entertainment (loosely organised):
Mini bingo (arguments guaranteed)
Mini quiz (Andy will think he’s clever again)
…and whatever else the night turns into

🏆 The INFANT HERCULES AWARDS
Celebrating the best, worst, and most questionable moments of the last year
👉 You really don’t want to miss this… you might be involved

It’s been one hell of a year — let’s celebrate the only way we know how…
🍻 with a drink in hand and absolutely no dignity

See you there!

Celebrating my favourite pub land lady today 🍻

Stop by The Infant Hercules if you’re in the town, great little pub 🙌🏼

Cherry details and red tips?
I’m obsessed 🍒❤️

Classic with a little playful twist 💁🏼‍♀️

Dearest gentle reader… 💐

Soft base, delicate florals, and just enough drama to turn heads across the ton.

Stripes… but make them cute 💅🏼

Simple, glossy, and doing the absolute most without trying.

Little lemons, lilac dreams 🍋💜

Fresh, delicate and quietly stealing the spotlight.

Bit of a delay but enjoy these cute Easter nails 🐣🐰