My Pen*s Smells Like Fish

One more sh*tpost for old times' sake

In light of the fact we've actually lost followers in the day since posting that eight minute-long deep dive "700 followers special" video on Stank Hill, (and seeing in the analytics how most of you stopped watching and scrolled away barely ten seconds in), I've done some thinking and reflected on this page as a whole.

What spawned from an idea in a now dead group chat in 2020 following a series of jokes and memes referencing an obscure 240p youtube video that one of us found, has been going for almost six years now. That video, called "My P***s Smells Like Fish" was made and posted 14 years ago by a middle-aged schizophrenic man using a primitive form of ai generated animation and speech-to-text software. It's a little over a minute long and we thought it was a funny piece of uncanny valley content from the Mariana Trench of the weird part of youtube when we first saw it.
Here it is, if you wish to know what started this long-running joke: https://youtu.be/tASbnBc0AqU?si=reki8wsvzJtktM7t

So why am I bringing all this up? That old tinfoil hat dude who posted it likely had/has no idea that his one sh*tpost would spark a page like this one, lasting over half a decade with a small but somewhat loyal following. And we've had fun in those six years, stinkgang. We've had fun. We bullied a neocon wannabe politician named Leighton Baker into quitting his own party and leaving FB, we made countless strangers and friends laugh and brought a smile to their faces during some otherwise hard times, and we probably made a small impact to Burger King's sales. We've also met some interesting folks who run pages similar to ours or who were simply keen fans wanting to get their ideas out there.
Yes, it's been a wild, stinky ride. But you can only make jokes about smelly dicks for so long, and we've been keeping this bit up far longer than we or anyone else thought we would. So it's time for the MPSLF admins to sign off and do something else with our spare time.

At 10:00pm PDT, or 5:00pm NZST a week from today I will be unpublishing My P***s Smells Like Fish. There's really only myself and Admin 2 in it now and they haven't posted anything in over a year, so it's a decision I feel comfortable in making. If you want to grab your favorite memes and save them before it's all gone, or you want to flick us a message and say bye, now is the time to do so.

Otherwise, smell ya later. :) -A1

Couldn't afford to put anything in the take a penny leave a penny jar so I just let the elderly cashier fo**le my balls and p***s for a few seconds

𝗪𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝟳𝟬𝟬!! 🍆🐟
As promised, you'll be seeing a series of lore videos that dive deep into our longest-running characters. We've been keeping this nonsense up since 2020 and none of us thought the page would either a, last this long, or b, gain this many followers. So this is one hell of a milestone for us! 🥳
As some of you will know already –yes we've been hinting at this for a while– the first video will be about Stank Hill and his turncoat journey from being a fishyboi to a soapdick to a fishyboi again. It isn't finished yet, but it will be done in the next day or two. Thanks for your patience! Much love and big sniffs to your musty meat and fishy flaps. And remember: say nope to soap.
-𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗟𝗙 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺

Admin 1 reached out to the rarely seen Admin 4 for advice on a Los Santos Burger King® mystery.
Using advanced ocular detail analysis technology and a combined knowledge of fast food that would put Morgan Spurlock to shame, the two MPSLF admins managed to deduce that the employee on Cj's left is wearing a special kind of brown and white uniform with an OREO hat to promote Burger King's Oreo Shake.
They also discussed their favorite menu items from days gone by and shared tips on how to get out of p***s inspection day.

A normal day spent interacting with soapdicks in public

George calling up a soapdick like Jerry for advice in that situation, what was he even thinking??