M.D. foxy

Your husband today, can be someone's wife tomorrow 😮 Stay humble.

Those days, i used to tell my friends that this pretty lady is my girlfriend and they always believe me.

Public Announcement.
If you are under 21, this page is not for you. If you don't like the feminine body, this page is not for you. I like beautiful women but detest treacherous b@st@rds. Be guided.

She allowed all these men to pipe and swipe her, pump and dump her. But when it reached your turn...

SHE: No S3x till after marriage

Meanwhile, HER PAST: 👇 😂 Vamos abeg!

Who send me go date single mother...you must love her children

They stayed for thirty years and no single train passed, so they decided to build a house on top of the rail.

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Men can actually give all their phones to a total stranger just to play football, but some won't let their wives or girlfriends to near their phone.
I still don't understand 🤔

No be juju be that...?

My past doesn't matter honey, what is important is that am completely yours for now.
Scam. No, be juju be this?

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them."

'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't!"

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." 🤣