Jaxx ke

They say alcohol kills you slowly
My question is who is in a hurry to die

Bora demu awe mbaya ila tabia inaeleweka kuliko mzuri af malaya kila dume linajiweka

Unasimama kesi na mkeo ana demand kujua kule bank ulimuweka nani next of keen

Umeenda kwa kinyozi ausio,,umekuta viti ni viwili na barbers wote wako busy kila mtu ana client..ukaketi kwenye kiti cha kusubiria fresh tu,,ukicheki barber wa kwanza kichwani alipiga shaving moja hatari,yan kali sana,,afu barber wapili style ni ile ile sema haijatokea fine k**a ya barber no 1.,,,wamemaliza wote at a go,,,ni wewe uingie kunyolewa uta chagua kinyozi yupi,wakukunyoa kati ya hao wawili na kwa nini

Urafiki sio urafiki usipo changanywa na kazi

My Wife's mother visited us, we were all in the sitting room chatting, my wife felt like having sëx but couldn't tell me directly, so she stood up and pretended she had developed a serious headache, she went straight to the bedroom and I followed her shortly, we had sëx, and I came back to the sitting room, I forgot to zip up, in the sitting room

Mother inlaw: how is she now?

Me: "I have given her Panadol she's sleeping now"

Mother inlaw: " that's good my son, now please close the pharmacy 🙈🙈🙉

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