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Celebrating my 3rd year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

18 years: I hate college boys
21 years: I don't date broke men
23 years: pregnant 🤰
25 years: My kid my everything 😅 i love the woman i am becoming
28 years: Men are not the same, you will get one and love you
30 years: I don't go for looks, i go for peace and maturity
33 years: only a mature man can love you and your kid like his own
35 years: Hallo Gidi na Ghost! I'm Lydia from Migori with 2 kids na natafuta mwanaume atanipenda anioe na watoto wangu wawili, nisaidieni, Najua kupika na kupeana katiba 😂🤣
40 years: Mimi ata nipate Guka, atanioa bora tu anapumua 😔
45 years: Pastor Ezekiel mimi na watoto wangu wawili tumeteseka mno, bwanangu aliniacha kwetu ushago akaenda kuweka bibi mwingine side's za Mbita...sasa natafuta nyota ya ndoa 🙏

Life will humble you 😂🤣😂

Dear Women.

You are vulnerable you should be protected are they really protected these days!

When a woman married in home lost her husband the following took place.
She was to deliver the first yell 😭 "uwiiiii Onyango oweya" to officially communicate that she lost her husband! The whole clan would then storm in mourning
The elders would then take over the planning and the burial of their son! The woman was to sit beside her dead husband in sign of disbelief until he is buried.
An elderly grandma would shave her hair as a sign of new beginnings together with her children.
The woman would sleep outside her house until the day she would confess to an elderly woman that her husband visited her that night. From then she would return back to her house! And because her husband just died she was not to mingle freely she still had "okola/chola"
The man's family would completely take care of her.
After few months a brother of her husband would marry her. The family would be one and intact.
The woman would never lack protection once she was married. Her children would be protected again! WOMEN WERE ALWAYS PROTECTED

HEEEH NOWADAYS!
Family scatter once a woman ♀️ looses her husband she is even chased away.
The remaining family fail to provide for the woman and her children and because of hardship she is forced to flee then she ends up getting married elsewhere definitely the children will be lost forever!
When a family is lost a generation is lost!

I HATE MZUNGUS!
WHY DID WE DO AWAY WITH OUR TRADITIONS I ASK AGAIN

When a man has a crush on a lady & intends to date her but discovers she's married or in a serious relationship, his interest to keep her drastically drops.

But when a woman discovers that her crush is married or in a serious relationship, her interest in him heightens. She wants to keep him for herself.

This summarises the s*xual behaviour of both gender.

Men are territorial. They want women that are not owned by other men. Even if he sticks around after he finds out that she's taken, he's only sticking around to smash her, not to wrestle her out of the other guy's hand. No, he doesn't covet her that way.

This is why most people have the misconception that women in relationship are better at cheating. No, they're are not. It's just that the men they cheat with never desire to keep them. So they respect the boundary of her relationship, while smashing her in the corner.

Women on the otherhand don't care about respecting boundaries. If she likes a guy who's engaged to be married or even married, her interest skyrockets. She seeks to keep the man for herself.

So she contemplates wrestling the guy from the other woman (Women supporting women indeed!).

That's why you often hear stories of sidechicks telling the husbands to divorce the wife & marry them. There's little to zero respect for boundaries.

To summarise:

• Men are territorial. He doesn't wish to acquire a woman owned by another man. Women are not. In fact she wants to wrestle the guy out of the other woman's hands.

• Men respect boundaries & that's why women "don't cheat" until DNA proves otherwise. Women never respect boundaries. So they often implicate the cheating man.

• Women sleeps with the men they love. Thus, desire to own them for themselves. Men on the otherhand don't necessarily love or want to own the women they sleep with 🙈.

WHAT HURTS A MAN

1. It hurts a man when his wife speaks to other people with more respect and warmth than she does with him

2. It hurts a man when his wife treats him well only when there are visitors

3. It hurts a man when his wife makes him feel less important to the children just because he doesn't have a womb

4. It hurts a man when he is always the one to say sorry even for the things he is not wrong for just because she is emotionally delicate

5. It hurts a man when the wife airs their dirty linen in public, telling her family and friends his flaws and tainting his image

6. It hurts a man when the wife is ever moody, unapproachable, cold and combative, making him feel uncomfortable to come home early

7. It hurts a man when he watches his wife smiling and blushing when she reads text messages from other men over the phone but brushes him off and assumes his presence

8. It hurts a man when the wife is distant, spiteful, not responsive to his touch, mad and not telling him what she is mad for

9. It hurts a man when the wife keeps getting confusing advice from her friends, outsiders and third parties are wrecking what belongs to two

10. It hurts a man when the wife sees nothing else but his negatives. She rarely appreciates his good

11. It hurts a man when the wife does not move past a resolved issue. She is stuck in matters that they agreed to progress from

12. It hurts a man when the wife speaks to him with a tone as if to boss him, order him around or belittle him

13. It hurts a man when the wife doesn't honour him or his effort just because he doesn't earn that much

14. It hurts a man when the wife uses him to get a comfortable life but then she turns to another man for emotional and s*xual comfort .

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TODAY I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, THIS IS TRULY ME👈👈

𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘

1.Quiet people talk a lot inside their heart,sometimes they talk alone.

2.Once they get comfortable with u they get crazy and wild.

3.They speak in thoughts and heart.

4.They are shy,they can't maintain eye contact for long.

5.They gets angry easily,don't get them pi**ed off.They know how to micromanage their anger issues.

6.They are strong and very intelligent.

7.They are very crazy on social media(sometimes)

8.They have very cool personalities and are fun to be with.

9.Their mind is always calculating,they are over thinking too much.Bad things and good things.

10.Theg are loyal and love d most in relationships.When a quiet person is in a relationship he/she loves u wholeheartedly,But if he/she doesn't love u,he/she leaves u completely.

11.They never show their pain and they are emotional.

12.Some of them are depressed and lonely but they pretend as if they re not.
Deep down they feel like being alone.
Most of them are introverts.

13.They ve got the cutest smile and weirdest laughter.

14.Most of them like facts and they are honest.

15.Quiet people are likely to be secretive,nd they also hide many things,but if u make them to feel uncomfortable nor melancholy they will say d truth as it is without any fear.

16.Quiet people are introverts,they are actually happy when they are alone.As long as they are busy with what they love doing.

17. Quiet people and introverts create their own scene in their mind and believe them.

18. Quiet people and introverts loqve to read. Reading books, especially novels, both fiction and non-fiction stories, sometimes inspirational books (self-help books) and Holy Books.

A WIFE send a text MESSAGE to the husband:
"Honey, don't forget to buy bread on your way home from work and your girlfriend Vallery said I must greet you"

HUSBAND Text: "Who is Vallery?"
WIFE respond: "Nobody. I just wanted you to answer so that I can know you saw my message"

HUSBAND: "But I am with Vallery right now and I thought you saw us"
WIFE: "What? Where are you?"
HUSBAND: "Near the Bakery, right at the door"

WIFE: "Wait, I am coming right now"
* After 5 minutes the wife send a text message to the husband.

WIFE: "I am at the bakery, where are you?"
HUSBAND: " I am at work. Now that you are at the bakery, bring the bread with you home. 🚶

Many ways of killing a rat🤣🤣🤣

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Let me explain some connectivity between A MAN & A WOMAN..

1. HUGGING 🫂:
When you hug, heart to heart, body to body with somebody.... it brings two hearts together and can unite them as one.....
That's why we always look for somebody to hug or somebody that will hold us tight when we are stressed out

BUT REMEMBER:
You can hug yourself into problem...as well as Greatness too
*CHECK WELL*

2. KÏSSÏNG:
When you kiss, mouth to mouth, face to face with somebody...both of you exchange breath and exchange sense of reasoning... that's why couples act alike and have some resemblance after some years of being together✔️

BUT REMEMBER:
You can kiss yourself into poverty, problem, sickness... as well as riches too✔️
*CHECK WELL*

3. INTIMACY/SEX:
Body to body, Soul to soul, heart to heart... ***We call it bonding***
When you have SéX with somebody, you will connect with that person spiritually, physically, emotionally and mentally ✔️

That simply means, you can connect to a bad spirit, curses, bad luck, poverty, bo***ge etc and you can as well connect to Good spirit, sound health, prosperity, sound mind, Greatness etc....

Now LISTEN
Before you think of falling in love with ANYBODY, check and ask god for direction

Before you begin to imagine kissing SOMEBODY, THINK AND THINK WELL

Before the spirit of lust push you to imagine having s*x with some random girls or ladies out there,, remember salt and sugar looks alike✔️
some beautiful time out with a lady can bring everlasting downfall or destruction to you

Try and settle for one and zip your trouser my brother ...

your man hood is not a public property (PP) rather it is a private property (PP)

remember salt 🧂 & sugar looks alike, same way pp is different from PP public property-PP is different from private property- PP

Don't play with your life when it comes to falling in love and love making.
It can be very dangerous at the end if you make mistake

I was on my own one hot afternoon, thinking of my life when Odhis my old time friend barged in and asked i escorted him somewhere.

***
Odhis just moved into the same neighborhood i live so we reconnected.

I insisted knowing where i was escorting him to, while he hesitated, i refused.
After he had persuaded and saw i wasn't giving in, he said and I quote; it's a friend i loaned some cash, I've got info of his location now. I want to go take my money by force.

Ha! Odhis why not report this matter to the authorities rather taking the law into your hands? I asked.

No, the authorities won't deliver this job the way i want. Please let's go please.- Odhis replied
It's fine, I'll go because it's you. I don't try this kind of movement with just anybody- I said as i sluggishly lifted myself and got dressed.

After some hours of traffic we got to our destination. A step we took from the gate, Odhis spotted his debtor, left me and rushed within a speed and landed a punch on his cheek, another on the eyes; before i could say jack, he gave the third punch on his stomach.
The debtor let out a loud scream then slumped, blóód gushed out from the part Odhis punched.

I pushed Odhis aside and touched his pulse to be sure he was alive before anything; but luck wasn't by his side. He had died instantly.
I turned to fireback at Odhis while sweat balls had already formed all over my body; Odhis had disappeared, i screamed whilst stuttering his name.
All the bones in my body were shaking, i saw my life coming to an end as people started trooping towards me and the dead body with weapons.
Odhis my friend, why?
I soliloquized in fear.

They had beaten me half dead when the sound of siren drove them away.
For the first time in my life, I thanked the police. At least i was still alive and worth saving though streams of blóód were flowing from all parts of my body.

I was taken to the hospital with cuffs on.
After i had gotten myself, i explained everything but it was the people's word against mine.

The matter escalated to court, we had gone for trial for 8times and i was found guilty then on the nineth day been the last day of judgement.
A little girl who was making a video with her dad's phone that day vindicated me.
I didn't know how it happened but i was declared not guilty.

When I got out, i thanked God and deceased entirely from friends.

Odhis was later found while trying to flee the country and jailed.

Who would have known my fate if God hadn't intervened?

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NEVER DO THIS EIGHT THINGS IN LIFE 🖋️

1. Never play with someone's feelings just for your happiness. You may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.

2. Never stop to make yourself better. No matter what you know, the minute you stop building yourself, you begin to deteriorate.

3. Never think that you are not good enough. In life, people will take you for what or how you present yourself.

4. Never lose hope in life. To hope, is to breathe life, to free your mind from fear and pessimism and fill it with optimism and positive thinking. So, no matter how difficult your life gets, never deprive yourself of hope.

5. Never lose your self-respect. Self-respect is a form of self-care.

6. Never beg for opportunities. Sn**ch them. When you beg for opportunities (including jobs), you will be seen as inexperienced and of low value. It is much better to have confident in the value you have to offer than to beg.

7. Never take anyone or anything in life for granted. Taking things for granted is considered irresponsible, even damaging. Taking your spouse for granted is a surefire way to make them feel unloved. Taking your income for granted can put you at financial risk if you lose your job. Taking your health for granted can lead you to take poor care of yourself.

8. Even if the world takes advantage of you, never let the good in you d!e.

WOMEN,
This is a meeting for women by women.
Did you know ma********on is weakening your spirit...you have allowed incubus demon to capture your soul leaving you vulnerable to demonic attacks.

DEMONS are real they exist in our traditional beliefs.

When you have s*x with demon INCUBUS, you may have a demon's child.
This will affect your relationship with your man and children if you have any also, your finances.

When you remove your clothes for someone the person has a shadow of your spirit. Your body is sacred as a woman ♀️ s*x allows someone to pe*****te into your soul, body and spirit. This disturb women more than men. Biologically, when a woman have s*x with a man hormone oxytocin communicates to her brain 🧠 on how she should treat her man. Keep your body holly.

THIS IS WHY I HATE MZUNGUS, THESE SAME MZUNGUS THAT SOLD YOU CHRISTIANITY AND MADE YOU FORGET YOUR TRADITIONS.

They brought you smart phones to be watching po*******hy silently as you touch your private parts. I hear they now sell you di**os to promote ma********on you are allowing demons pe*****te your souls!
Scientists now write articles telling you how good ma********on is...you fool think you are so educated so you are continuing with this crap. We don't see you getting pregnant but enjoying yourself everyday. You are having demons children. RESIST! STOP DOING THIS YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR SOUL.

Work out when stressed!
Read books..
Change your life.

10 COMMANDMENTS FOR WOMEN.

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parents house.

2. Don't wait for a man before you start living. You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.

3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others and you are not special.

4. Don't entertain night calls from strangers. It's not the right way to find a lover.

5. Develop a healthy eating habit.
Always take breakfast and avoid sweets.

6. Dress well: Impression count.
People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.

7. Don't use s*x as proof of love. S*x is no proof of love, he'll leave you after the s*x.

8. Don't marry for the money, else you'll become one of his possessions.

9. Add value to yourself- get a career. Don't be fooled that a man will solve all your problems.

10. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone beautiful, better more matured and competent than you.


# Remember Love is Natural ❣️