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How to go shopping in Nigeria now.......

1. Check your BP first, if it’s high, do something about it before you go for that shopping.

2. Put Bitter Kola in your mouth, because the price of things will turn your stomach.

3. Carry a bottle of cold water along, because once you see price, heat will come all over you.

4. Make sure the song, ‘IT IS WELL…’ do not leave your lips because you need that assurance.

5. You see that market list they taught us to write before going to the market, don’t bother writing or taking it along, you will get ängrý over that list.

6. Make sure you maintain a 2meters gap from the next person, because if you mistakenly step on that person, be ready for a transferred ǎggřęşșǐøņ.

7. If you are at an open market, you see that Meat Man, Iya Garri, Fish Seller, Tomatoes Seller, ehen, try not to get on their nerves. If not, their insults will wake your ancestors up.

With these few points of mine, I hope you have a good shopping.

At this point, you can add yours too DEEP.

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Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses.

1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you, due to the incessant fights daily.
If you don’t fight, someone will fight you.
You must fight.

2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around.
Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking.
Drop small gist about another neighbor

3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.

They are always proud of the years they have lived there.
They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)

4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night.

Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room.

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house.
She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street.
In most cases, she's the landlady.
They always have nicknames .

6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates.

He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla.
You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too.

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April.
Always coming up with excuses.
"My mama just die", the same thing he said last year.

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford.

He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.

11 There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat.
She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house.

(Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

13. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight.
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