Jokes pic and funny pic

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1. *How can u cheat on ur broke bf with a broke guy,my sister if u want to sin,sin sinfully..... Don't waste sin😏*😂🤣😂🤣😂

2. *Dey say go school you say school na scam now you don di write elevethen thousands one hundred and onety one* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3. You beg person money, Him tell u say him no get, you start to dey vex...As e no easy for you, you think say e easy for dat person🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
No dey always allow poverty give you advice na🤨
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4. The ability to control tears when food does not reach you at the ceremony is the highest form of maturity:::::::
Luhya proverb😅😅

5. I am helping someone write a break up letter. Pls,can someone help me spell "Henilonga"

As in "I can't take it Henilonga*😂

6. Don't cm inside
Don't cm inside
Don't cm inside
Don't cm inside oooooooo

*That's how African girls shout when mopping the floor...🙄🙄😏😏😔 Wat were u thinking😁*

7. *A day i will never forget was the day i wanted to zip my trouser and i mistakenly zip my local government join am* 🙄🙄😭😭

8. *Apart from "send me money for transport I'll come" Which other robbery without violence do you know?*👁️🙇‍♂️🤣

9. *I do hear some guys saying girls are stubborn and disobedient, my brother if a lady can disobey God in the garden of Eden, who do you think you're....(godfather or what?)..*😂😂😂🤣🤣

10. *Forget about the police 👮👩‍✈️.. have you ever been chased 🏃 by a fowl 🐓 before?? I mean the baby mama one**😂😂🤣... They don't joke with their 🐣🐣🐣

Good evening everyone🙏🙏🙏🙏

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂1"Me as a Lawyer: My Lord no dey shout for me😒 na person I
come defend, no be me thief the plantain🥴🚶🚶

2" If you see a brick layer drinking beer in the afternoon😮, just
know that a bag of cement have disappeared.🥴🚶🚶

3" Some guys be like I can't do this😏 or that 😒but when they fall
in love, they will know that love do come with abundant
mumu.🤣😂

4" U re testin to know if she is materialistic,😏 she is testin U to
know if U re stingyliastic.😒 D devil is testin both of U 2 know
who has sense🙄🚶🚶

5" If marriages were done on credit or hire purchase many of
us would have been married.😌😆

6" Small chat, you are saying ''I can't wait to have you in my
arms'' Ride on oga coat of Arms.😒😏

7" If U want 2 know a girl's real name,bring out cheque book &
do as if U want 2 write it in her name.U will hear Agnes
Damilola Omolara Dorothy🙆😂🤣

8" My broda No matter how life treat you.. Don't ever wear
Jeans with Lace...e get why🚶🚶

9" Sister open that your stone heart🥴 let someone son love you😒😏

10" I thought I av heard it all until I heard Make up artist telling
my neighbor that she has tried her best on her but her face no
gree Shine!🙆😂😂

11" Nothing lasts Forever!! Nothing Last forever!!! That's me
doing Microphone Testing at My Ex Weeding😁🤣😂

12" She returned my ring after 11 years🙆😮 of engagement. Why
can't women have patience😒🤦‍♂️

13" Fat women standing up from their chairs is the real
definition of matters arising.😂🤣🏃🏃

14" If you want them to stop urinating at ur Backyard Remove
that sign that Says Don't Urinate here and rewrite it to "Ur Urine
Is Urgently Needed Here" and see God fight for your battle😂🤣🤣

15" ME: BABY THEY SAY U DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK
ENGLISH🤔
# HER : Who says those spokens🙆😒

16" Baby🤗 I av been trying to send you money for that cloth but
your account was switched off🥴😂🤣😂

17" Naija Parents will advice you for 5 hrs and still tell you"" I
DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY""😒