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11/07/2026
Abducted Oyo students and teachers were released unconditionally - Army
The Nigerian Army says the 44 pupils and teachers abducted in Oyo state on May 15 were released unconditionally by the terrorists on Friday, July 10.
In a statement released, the Army said the rescue operation was led by the General Officer Commanding 2 Division, Nigerian Army, Ibadan, *Major General CR Nnebeife*, in collaboration with special units from the Office of the National Security Adviser (ONSA) specifically the National Counter Terrorism Center (NCTC),the Defence Headquarters with Special Forces elements from the Nigerian Army, Navy the Air Force and the Nigeria Police, the Department of State Services (DSS), National Intelligence Agency (NIA), the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps and other security agencies.
The Army said the operations, which lasted for more than a month, focused on identifying the terrorist kingpins that masterminded the kidnapping, bursting and dismantling their networks and logistics links, including their informants and hideouts located within the Old Oyo National Park Forest, Oyo State.
The military said multiple arrests were made within Oyo State and in other locations across some states in the Country.
‘’These arrests completely disorganized the group, exerted overwhelming pressure on them and ultimately led the terrorist group to *unconditionally release* the pupils and teachers. Further operations are to be conducted. It suffices to note that the operations were carefully planned and executed to avoid collateral damages and to equally ensure that the innocent children and teachers were safely rescued. However, there were some casualties on the part of the security forces.'' the statement read
The statement concluded by saying pupils and teachers are currently receiving medical attention in an undisclosed hospital and will be handed over to the Oyo State Government in due course so as to be reunited with their families.
11/07/2026
BREAKING NEWS: All 46 Kidnapped Oyo Pupils, Teachers Rescued Alive
Security forces have successfully rescued all 39 pupils and seven teachers abducted from Oriire Local Government Area, Oyo State, after 56 days in captivity.
The operation, involving military and DSS operatives, concluded in the early hours of today July 10, 2026.
Meet Major General Chinedu Ralph Nnebeife. He led the rescue operations at Oriire LGA.
Major General Chinedu Ralph Nnebeife is a highly decorated senior officer in the Nigerian Army, currently serving as the 47th General Officer Commanding (GOC) of the 2 Division of the Nigerian Army in Ibadan, Oyo State.
He assumed command of 2 Division in August 2025, which also involves serving as the Force Commander for Sector 3 of Operation Fansan Yama.
10/07/2026
[Breaking]Photos : Kidnapped pupils and teachers in Orire, Oyo have been rescued.
Source : Bayo Onanuga // Presidency
10/07/2026
Hmm🙆♂️😭… My mum kpaii when l was just 13yrs old, l suffered because my father couldn’t pay my school fees but he was paying my other siblings school fee
It wasn’t easy for me, bcos l used to sell pure water to assist myself, l attended OCD school, l later withdrew when l didn’t pay school
All my siblings are graduates today except me thou l am planning going back to school but l am the only one feeding my father and helping them today
Bcos my other siblings couldn’t secure a good job despite how educated they are and the government is doing nothing to help graduates
That’s why l tell people, school is not everything, go and get something doing with your life,
later you can go back to school just like l am planning going back to school
Thou there was a time l was given admission at kwara polytechnic yet l didn’t stay… from Portable Omololalomi Mr Fenuwugate isonu
This is so heart torching
09/07/2026
09/07/2026
“Mr MayD used to be one artist I loved so much when he was in the limelight. The very day I started h@t!ng him was when I went to Fela's Shrine to watch him perform. That was in 2012.
He was performing his hit song, the one he sang with P-Square. While he was on stage, he threw his gold chain into the crowd, and I caught it.
I knew the str&ggle I went through to get it , so at that moment, I thought I was rich already. I was very happy. I couldn’t sleep that night because I was scared my friends might ste@l the chain.
The next day, I rushed to meet an Aboki to sell it. The Aboki man said he can't buy that chain for even ₦200 because it's iron condemn..."
- Media personality Tunde Perry recounts why he stopped liking Mr May D after catching the singer's gold chain at a concert, only to find out it has no value.
Gistreel
09/07/2026
Who is your friend?👇👇👇
His own friend that pushed him into this soakaway just because of jealousy 😭😢
We borrowed money together to start business tho it was different shops 🏬 but the same goods and his own was booming each and every single day while it takes me two months or more before I could turn up but it doesn’t take him two weeks he has already called the distributors for new goods. This kept going on like this, so one day I decided to approach him for him to tell me the secret behind his progress but he echoed God and laughed immediately he walked away like if I’m a stranger to him then I felt so sad 😢
It’s not like I’m doing my best but why am I not progressing? So many thoughts in head! Suddenly I became a laughing object to my friends and family who knew the time we started business together and that was how I got angry and set him up since he doesn’t want to carry me along despite how I brought the business ideas
Pls forgive me🙏I did this out of envy and jealousy…What do you people think we should do about this situations.
Be careful of friends 🤷
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07/07/2026
Every morning before sunrise, Mia Khan starts his motorcycle and embarks on a 12-kilometre journey with his three daughters. His destination is the nearest school because there is no girls' school in their village.
But what makes his story extraordinary is what happens next.
After dropping them off, he doesn't ride back home. Instead, he waits patiently outside the school for four hours until classes are over, just to make sure his daughters return home safely.
He repeated this act of love every school day for seven years.
Sometimes he had a motorcycle. Sometimes he walked. But he never allowed poverty, distance, or hardship to stand between his daughters and an education.
A poor farmer from Afghanistan's Paktika province, Mia Khan understood something many people overlook: education is one of the greatest gifts a parent can give a child.
He once said: "I hope that one day my daughters will support me the way I have supported them. I am a very poor man. I hope they become well educated. I hope they become doctors."
His wife, Khorma, stood beside him throughout the journey. Although neither of them ever had the opportunity to attend school, they were determined that their daughters would have the future they never had.
Their daughter, Rozai, summed it up beautifully: "My mother and father did not go to school, so there is no one to help us with our homework."
When Mia Khan's story reached the internet, it inspired people across the world. The Afghan Ministry of Education invited him to Kabul, honoured him with a medal, and promised to build a girls' school in his village.
Even more remarkably, the school would bear his name.
This is what true fatherhood looks like.
Not just providing food for today, but making sacrifices that create opportunities for tomorrow.
Not every hero wears a cape. Some simply wait outside a school gate, believing that the future of their children is worth every mile, every hour, and every sacrifice.
The greatest inheritance you can leave your children is not wealth—it is the opportunity to learn, grow, and become all that God created them to be.
There are fathers and there are fathers.
May every responsible father enjoy the fruit of their labours.
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