Olaoluwa

Oh Lord.......
Continue blessing us

Kola olotu at fresh f.m 105.9 TV network

.....THE TRUTH AND CRAZY JOKES.....
1. If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.
Oga abeg no vex
2. just found out that if you hold Ctrl and w for 10 seconds it turns your page from Blue to Red
No be me talk am o
3. I think all woman can agree that bigger is better. Nobody wants a small bank account
Who collect mai phone
4. If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
Rest in peace
5. Finally found out that the plant I’ve been watering isn’t real…
Ohh mai God
6. If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..
Mummy pls na
7. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito.”
Greet yur ancestors o
8. You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
Who slap me
9. Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Abeg forgive me na
10. thinks that facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”
Jesus who hack me
11. I thoughy av seem it all until I saw STAY SAFE insted of MTN-NG just because of coro-coro.
Lolzzzz
MTN sef no wan loss customers

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