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(And don't listen to anyone who says otherwise: )

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1. My mum be like "I'm talking and you are quiet"
Me: but mummy.....
Mum: Keep quiet I'm talking and you are talking...🏃🏃

2. you came to kidnap me with benz and you expect me to shout for help are you OK??...Abeg shift small make i balance well🙄🙄😌😌

3. In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k* *If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark for you...😂😂😂

4. I knēw the economic state was wørse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how mūch for løw current"???😂🤣

5. I dey always greet people wey dey share rice for party like 50times
No b becos of food oo🙈it's becoz am nice 😋😋

6. One peppersoup ców leg for 12k did the cow wear sneakers when it was eating grass. 😂

7. Nothing person no go see o, how can a tenant dog chase🐕 landlord away from his own compound😂🙏🙏🙏😠

8. I want to marry a stammerer so that before she can even say "baby I need money"

I have already left the house😂😠😠😠

9. Today I went out before I could get back home, my landlord has already locked my door with two big padlock
Am confused, I don't know if it's because of arm robbers 😂🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

10. I warned my mom not to bring a house girl, she refused

Now the girl is vomiting😲😂😂😂

11. Today I went to a night club and shout oga your wife is coming o.

Ten men left their girlfriend and ran away😂😂😂😂

12. I saw my landlord daughter vomiting I started packing my clothes, I don't like that house again😂😆😆😆😆

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It was a bored night, I hadn't no one to gist with 😢😕 immediately an Idea came into my mind 😅🙆.........
I wanted to prank our neighbors because heat was too much inside so everyone came outside to receive air 🙃🙃......

I ran into my room like person wey spend damaged money and took my mom's powder and paint my self throughout 😅😹
I went out from the back door and in from our gate 🙄🙄........
I stood in front of the gate for some minutes so they'll notice something strange which they did and started talking about 💯

I smiled and made a move and they started running, my mom ran and locked our door and I came in front of our door screaming abrakatabraaaaaaa 🙆😅😹

As I was passing out with my prank, I noticed something looking at me, I paused 🙆 focused on it and it started running towards me🙉😕🙁

Usain bolt no sabi run to compare my speed 🙏 yet the creature increased it's speed
I ran to the backyard knocking for my mom to open the door but she was busy cabashing and praying 🙉🙆🙆😅

I ran to aunty ngozi's apartment and didn't notice that a wheelbarrow was in my direction and I jammed it and fell 🙉🙆
The thing reached close me, and I closed my eyes only for me to hear Emmanuel you really scared me why are you running? 🙁🙁

I looked up and saw it was my brother 😅😅🙆

Na so I carry brøken leg sleep dah night. 😅😅🙆

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

I pray God touch your heart to add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 NEH

7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE M@D🤷🏼‍♀️😲🤪🧐😏.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 befor pouring water on your body, you're mád. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you're màd.
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3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mád..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒

4..if you've ever been talkin💋 to yur self, 🧘but when someone looks at you, 🙄you pretend to be singing,😲 abeg you're pararelly mád.😉🤔😝😛😲🤷🏼‍♀️🤪😏

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember,🚶 then come back...sorry, ya mád.🤪🙆😜😛😝🙁🤭☝️😉🤔

6..Yur phone 🤳is at one percent, nepa bought light, but becuz of chat,🤳 u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh☝️..kai ahswear ya màd.😝😛😜🙆🤪🤭

7..You read all this but refused to react or comment and add the profile below for more jokes....🤷🏼‍♀️😏
sorry ohh ya màd.....
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