Africa Gist

Let’s celebrate the living legend 001 Davido
Happy birthday 🎉🎁🎂 to you OBO

JOKES 😂🤣
1. Life is uñfair!
Once you finish school, your family støps giving you money as if the certificate comes with a cheque.
Mtcheeew😏😥😥
2. Sister Lola, do your parents know that two rounds are not normally enough for you?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yes you, I'm askīng you!💁😲🚶
3. When your roommate is a Christ Embassy prayer warriør, you greet her "Good morning" and she replies you in tøngues🙄🙄😂😂
4. Finally, I'm ready to sēttle down, I just need a chair.🤷🙆
5. Study your pārtner while in cøurtship oo, because "Lead us not into tēmptation" is better than "Dēliver us from all evīl"
Thānk you.🤔🚶🚶
6. If I tell you I dont have møney and you tell me "Big boy like you", I will cūrse you.
I hāte nønsense 😒
7. Children first! Children first!! Na so rice take finish for chūrch yesterday, I no chop.😥🙆😭
8. Nowadays it's hārd to tell whether a girl is walking on the road with her father or her boo.
Confūsed gēneration🤷🤷
9. When you wear nātive to chūrch and climb the altār, its called ALTARNĀTIVE.
Sēnse wee not kee me!!! 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10. My dear, 7 days with møney makes one WEEK, but 7 days without møney makes one WĒAK.
Wisdom🙆🙆😂😂
11. You no dey pōst the pics of you and the love of your līfe again?
Wetin hāppen?🤔🤷
12. My brother, don't expect her to know the names of your clūb plāyers if you are not ready to know the names of all the actørs in Zee World😏😏🏃🏃
13.What will you gāin from this after reading this pōst without giving a līke and cømment on it 🙄🕺
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Laugh jhoor 😂😅
1) That fact that you don't eat people's food doesn't mean that they won't eat your food
🌝😅
(This post is not about food)
2) Me as a Pilot: I hope say, they Teach You guys, "HIGH JUMP" for Secondary school, because favour just serve Me Brëakup Letter 😒😂
3). Bâbe: I sâw iPhône 15 at the Mâll🥰🥺🤍
ME: Do you likê it?
Bâbê: I swêar I lôve it, Lõve it so so so Much please ☝️🥺
ME: Ok 💝, I will givê you T-fârê to gô and lôôk at it agâin tomorrow 😳😭😂
4) Some gûys be likê "I dôn't knôw how to coôk because my môm didn't teâch me to Côok"😒
Waît o
Who taûght you all the Steps on hôw to Unhoøk Brā 😭😭
5). After prömising us that she wôn't tâke timê with her Tēstimöny, She bêgân with
"It all stârted in the Fîrst Wörld Wâr" 😳
Don't hôld mē ohh😒, Lêâve me Alone!!!, I said You Should Leâve Me!😭😭💔
6) favour, if I ìnvite You to any Pàrty again, Make I Bēnd!!! ☝️😭😭
Ordinary "Chēers" That I asked You to do with Me; You Bròke the GIass Cup!! 💥😳😭😂
7) When A Gîrl Smilês With Her Phône
AMERICANS: Woow, who's Mâking Our Daûghter lâugh Onlîné 💖🥰😘
NIGERIANS: If You Lîke, Give Hîm Your Two Brêâst through the Phönê 😳😭😂
😎 Who else Noticed that,
Anytime You Plānned to Talk to your Crùsh back Then in Sēcondary school, ...Boom!!, Maths Teacher enters the Class and Starts Teaching!!! 😂😂
9) When A Person Diés:
Americans: I feel like the Wörld is coming to an Ënd in my Life 🥺
My Jôy Giver, my Happiness, My Diamond is GONE, GOOONNEEE!!😧😔😭
May your Blissful And Calm Sōul rëst in The Blessed Bôsom of the Lord!! 🙏😔
"AFRICANS" : Please ooo, No Pùsh Me to the Grāve ooooo😒.The Fôod Will Sürely Reach Everybody ooo! 💥😂
10)When I Went to Preach the Gospel in An Hotel 😒, I caught favour's Mom SIeeping with favour's Boyfriēnd 😳😋
Anyways, favour's Mom gave me to Keep Quiet😋😋, I Haven't told anyone
11. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️
My name is Marspresido

You have a pretty bestie named.🤍🫶🏼🥺