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😭🦍 Bro just needed a minute.

After reportedly getting into an argument with his mate, Satsuki, Kiyomasa the gorilla was kicked out of the nest and left sitting alone on a rock at Higashiyama Zoo in Japan.

And honestly?

He looked exactly like a man replaying an argument in his head three hours too late.

🪨 Hand on chin.
😔 Staring into the distance.
🧠 Thinking of all the perfect comebacks he should've said.

The now-viral video shows Kiyomasa sitting in deep contemplation, instantly reminding viewers of every human who's ever lost an argument and spent the rest of the day conducting imaginary rematches.

The internet had plenty to say.

😂 "This is me after taking a joke too far with my wife."

😂 "He's finally coming up with the winning argument... 3 hours too late."

😂 "Do I walk back with a peace offering banana or just give her some space?"

Fortunately, zookeepers say Kiyomasa and Satsuki have since reconciled.

Whether that involved a heartfelt apology, a banana, or simply pretending nothing happened remains unknown.

But one thing is clear:

No matter the species...

We've all had a "rock after the argument" moment. 😭

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