Stoned.N.Beat

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Stoner MUA creating bold lewks, honest reviews, and chaotic creativity.

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04/30/2026

Pulled up to with for their “The Gang Gets SHREK’D” pop-up (Shrek x Always Sunny chaos) for Cereal Sesh and yeah... this was my kind of night immediately💚

First surprise of the night? Open bar for the first few hours👀 So, of so of course I had to sample the lineup... Shrek Is Love was THAT drink... like I’m still thinking about it. 🤤

But let’s talk about the real star: the cereal bar.
🥣 Full setup, with those fancy dispensers full of different kinds of cereal on deck, milk options, and I even got a color-changing spoon to take home!🥄

Something about standing in a bar with a drink in one hand and an overfilled bowl of cereal in the other just made perfect sense. Munchies were handled properly. 😂

The whole night felt easy—good music, good people, no weird vibes, just everyone doing their thing.

Not to mention, .co hosted the whole thing AND served up hits all night?? yeah they ate that.

Also... while we’re on the topic, I’m saying it again... more bars need to allow open v**e consumption because THIS whole night was a whole ass vibe.

10/10 night fr 🫶🏻

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Photos from Stoned.N.Beat's post 04/28/2026

Got up to some of my old and painted that silly rabbit on my face for the night to stay on theme for .co presents Cereal Sesh Chicago ❤️🥣🐰at

Had such a blast w/ — recap coming soon!

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04/18/2026

If it can survive ramen, it can survive anything 😭🍜 this lip stain definitely came to play.

9/10 - I will definitely be working this into the daily routine 😘

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04/15/2026

me: maybe just a simple color this time
also me: 💜💚🧡🖤

obsessed with how vibrant these turned out. colors go hard. 😭🔥

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04/06/2026

not me finding a “protein snack” that actually tastes GOOD??

Doich Dough is that girl. you can eat it straight out of the jar or bake it into warm cookies in minutes (if you have the self control… I didn’t 😭)

it’s protein-packed, shelf-stable (aka throw it in your bag and go), and made with legit ingredients — no weird stuff, just a solid snack that actually delivers

and the taste?? 🤤🤤🤤 delicious. like… I forgot this was supposed to be “healthy”

10/10 will be buying again because this is NOT like other protein snacks.

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10/22/2025

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