Schweddy Wipes

Schweddy Betty says, “I like my Christmas balls warm and sweet, not salty.”

It’s hot outside. We’re back, and schweddier than ever.
https://schweddy.com/schweddywipes

balls #2020

We donated 10,798,428 Schweddy wipes to the City of Chicago for this. White Tea Street Scent

Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders CHICAGO—The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of murders on Friday morning and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced. “As we speak, maintenance crews are wor...

Grab yourself a Schweddy Wipe and a Slo Poke. Always good to have a Schweddy ready for before or after any Slo or fast Poke

Damn. We haven't posted anything since May. Obviously we're a bunch of turds.

We discovered that HALF our customers are WOMEN. These are some smart ladies!

Unbeknownst to us, Schweddy Wipes were featured on MTV.com's "Mansumer Reports"
http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/?p=81863

Mansumer Reports: Baby Wipes For Guys On last night's Guy Code episode, Jon Gabrus explained that you must use baby wipes, not toilet paper, for a truly clean ass. Here are some different brands.

HOT SUMMER SCHWEDDY SALE!!! Starting to today, Schweddy Wipes are on sale for 25% off!
http://schweddywipes.com

Fabulous schweddy weekend at http://pitchfork.com/
handing out free Schweddy Wipes. Big smiles abound!

Pitchfork Music Festival: Chicago 2012 Purity Ring have shared the second video to go along with their forthcoming debut record Shrines. Here's the Young Replicant-directed clip for "Fineshrine", a dramatic high-def mix of...uh, The English Patient, Martha Marcy May Marlene, and Myst?

First shipment arrived! We've been cracking up people left and right giving Schweddy Wipes away on the street. ; )