Xavier Life Coaching LLC

Meatloaf meet life

This coffee fad has people too geeked to talk to each other. Walk into a Starbucks and the Barista acts like a vampire. Try to get cream and sugar next to a person and they act like you’re Jeffry Dauhmer. People need to get back to a simple way of life

Let us help you be normal 👋🏽🤯

They’s only one thing that will set you above the crowd, it’s called positive reinforced fleeting thoughts. As a thought crosses your mind just think it over and over again until you see it transcribed in your life

The hardess part of leadership is administering narcissism

Perhaps you are havin a bad day? Well we can change that if you willing to get very dam honest. Me an my coleagse have common sense and some. Let’s know if you wanna meet

Let's take Jeff for example
Jeff is a loner, a former homeless street renegade. He failed at most ever thing in life. When he came to us we prep the stage by pressing he's temper switch. Here's what trancured:

Jeff: I've got inner net addition

Staff: We can tell !

Jeff: Howl

Staff: Bring the restraint chair!!!

Jeff: I'd like a new intake coordinator please

Staff: your way of doing things is over

Jeff: I'm welated to Craig

Staff: Is y'all Norweshian?

Jeff:Quit tryna befrin me

Staff: You dum sumbitch

We desided to offer a 20% distcount all month

This is Jermy. He came to us in hopes to make progress in spite of his helpless conditions. Here's a sampling of session one:

Staff: How did you get so far off course from your goals and did you ever have any to begin with?

Jermy: my mother was a habitual liar and cat woman. She could have been the nastiest hoarder in Mongomery county but Wayno wins only cuz he deficates in his den.

Staff: ok, so you mean to tell us that your wasted effort is not your fault?

Jermy: well no, I've had some problems premuch just outta ci******es and mountain dews

Staff: damn son, you realize you're an oxygen Theif and not worth my/ our time

Jermy: can I go now

Staff: no, just a few more questions

You see, we maintain control and keep the client guessing what they might have to offer if anything. This way our books stay full

Here go a success story he name Brandone

Brandone: "I come seen Thor and Chad bout some problems I was havin and things begin to changed"

Staff: How much of you was involved in your struggle?

Brandone: "50/50 I guess. Cause I was servin h**p to some simps that went to my middle school. They was demand and I was supply. Wounded up in trouble and probation made me come see y'all"

Staff: was it like for you to be a dam idiot!?!?!

Brandone: "it's all I ever knowed, so I guess it's predam lit"

Staff: wow you just don't get it do ya son?

Brandone: No actually I do get it. Y'all some back woods ain't no fork in da tree wanna be ballers and come find out y'all just wanna be me. So yes I do get it. Y'all need me to run this dump. Go get me a Mountain Dew and camel 100.

Conclusion - ya see. People like Brandone can find purpose in the tough days as well. Here at Xavier we keep it real. If Theys no hope fa ya, well by god we goin tell ya that.

Good Morning and welcome to the beginning of yet another work week! Are you EXCITED, or was it a struggle for you to crawl outta bed today?? If you find yourself constantly struggling with a "Case of the Mondays"....... WE CAN HELP YOU. Don't drag everyone else around you down... You need some Xavier Love

I wont post hes name but i did help a mijit grow the hell up threw Xavier

I championed this idea, but thank you Chad for recognize ma leader kowalaties