Massage by Vandee

🚨 ATTENTION, TENSE SHOULDERS, ACHY BACKS, AND PEOPLE WHO SAID “I’LL BOOK NEXT WEEK” 3 MONTHS AGO… 🚨

Please remain calm and proceed in an orderly fashion directly to your favorite massage therapist. 😂💆‍♀️

Your body has officially filed a complaint about the stress, long workdays, yard work, chauffeuring everyone around, and sleeping in weird positions.

Good news… I’ve got you covered! 🙌

✨ SPECIAL: $10 OFF any 60-minute massage session ✨

📅 Special ends July 30, 2026

🚫 Not valid on gift certificates

📞 Call or text 972-825-3781 to book your appointment.

Don’t wait until your neck sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time you turn your head. 😜

🚨 ATTENTION WIVES & KIDS 🚨

Another tie? ❌
Another coffee mug? ❌
Another “World’s Best Dad” shirt? ❌

How about something he’ll actually use? ✅

This Father’s Day, give Dad the gift of relaxation with a Massage by Vandee Gift Certificate!

Because carrying the family, fixing everything that breaks, mowing the yard in Texas heat, and pretending he knows what’s wrong with the car is exhausting. 😆

💆 Gift Certificates Available
🎁 Perfect for Father’s Day
📍 Ennis, Texas

📞 Call or Text 972-825-3781 to purchase.

Dad’s back called… it wants a Father’s Day gift certificate. 😉💙

💜 Massage is more than relaxation—it’s self-care. 💜

In today’s busy world, it’s easy to put everyone else first. A massage gives you the opportunity to slow down, unwind, and be cared for in a safe, comfortable, and non-judgmental environment.

Benefits of regular massage may include:
✨ Reduced stress and anxiety
✨ Relief from muscle tension and aches
✨ Improved circulation
✨ Better sleep quality
✨ Time dedicated entirely to YOU

📣 Special Offer:
💆‍♀️ $10 OFF any 60-minute massage session
📅 Special ends June 30th, 2026
🎁 Not valid on gift certificates

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781 to schedule your appointment today.

Your body works hard for you every day—give it the care it deserves. 💜

📢 ATTENTION EVERYONE: Your shoulders called. They said they’re tired of carrying your stress, your bad decisions, and that one thing your coworker did this week. 😂

This is your friendly Friday reminder to stop walking around like a human pretzel and book that massage you’ve been putting off!

🎉 Current Special: $10 OFF any 60-minute massage session! 🎉

✅ Valid June 1 – June 30, 2026
❌ Not valid on gift certificates

Your body will thank you. Your mind will thank you. Even your attitude might improve. 😜

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781 to schedule your appointment before the month is over! 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

📝 Massage Intake Form: “Circle where it hurts.”
Me: Yes. 😂

If your body feels like this picture, it might be time to stop surviving and start scheduling!

💆‍♀️ Current Special: $10 OFF any 60-minute massage session
📅 Valid June 1 – June 30 2026
🎁 Not valid on gift certificates

Whether it’s your neck, shoulders, back, hips, knees, feet… or all of the above, I’ve got you covered.

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781 to book your appointment before the special ends!

✨ Feel Better. Move Better. Live Better. ✨

Massage therapy is more than just relaxation—it’s an important part of a healthy self-care routine. Regular massage may help:

✔️ Reduce chronic pain and muscle tension
✔️ Increase energy levels
✔️ Improve flexibility and range of motion
✔️ Support overall well-being and confidence
✔️ Reduce stress and promote relaxation

Now is the perfect time to make self-care a priority!

🎉 June Special 🎉
💆‍♀️ $10 OFF any 60-minute massage session
📅 Valid June 1, 2026 – June 30, 2026

⚠️ Not valid on gift certificates.

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781 to schedule your appointment today.

Because when you feel good, it shows. 💙

📅 Today’s Mood: Protected by a Massage Appointment 😌💆‍♀️

You can’t upset me today… according to my calendar, I have a massage scheduled. And honestly, that’s better than therapy, coffee, and counting to ten. 😆

If your stress level is currently “don’t talk to me,” it’s time to get on the schedule!

🎉 Current Special: $10 OFF any 60-minute session
📆 Valid June 1 – June 30, 2026

🚫 Not valid on gift certificates

Your muscles called… they’re tired of being ignored. 😉

📱 Call or Text: 972-825-3781 to book your appointment today!

💙

💆‍♀️ 60 minutes sounds like a long time… until your shoulders start listing all their complaints. 😂

Your neck says, “Start here.”
Your back says, “Excuse me, I was here first.”
Your hips are filing formal grievances.
And your feet? They’ve been waiting all year. 😅

Good news! You can give those overworked muscles some much-needed attention and save a little money while you’re at it!

✨ $10 OFF any 60-minute massage session ✨
📅 Valid June 1st – June 30th
🚫 Not valid on gift certificates

Stop letting stress run the show. Your muscles deserve better. 😉

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781

💆‍♀️ Strong hands. Strong opinions. Stronger boundaries. 💁‍♀️

If your shoulders are carrying the stress, the drama, the group project, and everyone else’s bad decisions… it’s probably time to get on my table. 😏

✨ Current Special: ✨
💥 $10 OFF any 60-minute session 💥

📅 Valid 6/1/26 – 6/30/26
🚫 Not valid on gift certificates

Because self-care isn’t a luxury—it’s maintenance. And trust me, your neck has been filing complaints. 😂

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781

❤️ Full heart. Full hands. Less knots. Less attitude. ❤️

😅 Got to love a good CHATGPT image 😊. Not sure about the snake 🐍 tattoo on my arm 🤭

💆‍♀️ You can’t buy happiness… but you CAN buy a massage. 💆‍♀️

And according to my highly scientific research, that’s basically the same thing. 😎

Stressed? Achy? Running on caffeine and bad decisions? I’ve got you covered!

🎉 $10 OFF all 60-minute massage sessions

Because your muscles deserve better than being ignored until they file a formal complaint.

📞 Call or Text: 972-825-3781

Book your appointment today and invest in your happiness… one massage at a time. 😉

Offer valid for a limited time thru June 30th, 2026. Not valid on gift certificates.