Kiddley Divey Farm

We are having a sale this weekend!!
Chevre is $5 per lb
Mozzarella is $3 per lb
Yogurt is $5 a quart!
Free samples available!
Want to make something yourself at home? Let's talk! I'll make it easy and affordable to do something fun and educational you can do at home with a friend!

To the person who had the audacity to come enjoy my farm for free and then tattle on me to Animal Welfare,
I want you to know what your cowardice and or audacity may have done. First, your complaint was unfounded- the cleanliness of my barn is within standards as it is but had you actually spoken to me like a person about your concerns, I could've told you about the people coming this week and weekend to shovel my barn out for the free manure for their gardens. That's just one of the many community services our farm offers. The city had told me that as long as there were no complaints, the number of animals was fine and this had been going on for 9 years until YOU took it upon yourself to complain. Nevermind that all of my neighbors benefit from my farm and have been able to save money and live healthier because of my farm, this could ruin things for them as well. Because of YOU, I have to consider closing my farm to the public and might have to give away one of my goats. Did you know that more than 100 people in Eugene use my goats for free therapy? That's another 100+ people you've harmed now. Did you know that group home for adults with disabilities uses my farm as a free activity for their residents? Did you know that groups from nursing homes come out in busses to cuddle goats in their final years for the nostalgia? There's at least 1000 people in total that are going to lose out on a community service they NEEDED because of you. I'll still be donating milk to animal rescues and low income families but I might have to consider not teaching my low cost cheese and soap making classes. Whoever you are, you are not welcome back whether i close my farm or not. I don't want anyone who has the nerve to enjoy my farm but doesn't have the guts to talk to me if they have a concern. I hope you have the life you deserve - unwanted and cast out by those you love. You are the worst kind of person. You just want everyone around you to be miserable and you do it in ways that are legal, so no one can stop you, right?. You are what's wrong with this world.

We are looking to expand - what goat milk products are you interested in? Yogurts? Different cheeses?
Let us know!

I just got word that our last 2 boys will be picked up tonight or tomorrow morning. Keilly Rose AKA Kiwi is staying as she's a great goat to be taken to events and can be rented for free to attend gatherings.

Who's ready for goat cheese? We're up to our ears in it!! $5 per half pound!! Ask about our floral jellies for charcuterie boards!

This is why I hate other "luxury soap" companies. This soap is a glycerine based bar of lies at $8 for less than 4oz a bar!!! Us real soap makers have no respect for glycerine soap as it isn't "real soap". If you look at the ingredients, you'll see our enemy glycerine, but the real slap in your face and your wallet is listed AFTER "fragrance" ...... Yup, goat milk comes AFTER fragrance... That means there's more fragrance than goat milk and you don't use much fragrance in soap. They only put enough goat milk in to say that it has goat milk in it but there can't be enough to actually do anything for you.... But they sure charge for that soap like goat milk is the #1 ingredient. I wish it was only rich people getting ripped off by this company but I know people who don't make much and they save up to get these soaps because they think it's better for their sensitive skin.. it's not. If you know someone who actually pays for that Beekman bar of bu****it, come get a free sample from me to gift them. My bars are bigger, better and more affordable.

Ok my hippy people, I got some needs and some trades. I need rose petals. Lots of rose petals. I also need lilac flowers. I'm about to make some floral simple syrups for desserts and cocktails - I'll gift some back to you for sharing. I also have things growing in my yard that I'm happy to let you take. I have mallow, mint and fennel in abundance and soon will have varieties mullein and amaranth.

The Eugene Gleemen need donations and new singers! It's the longest running men's choir group on this side of the Mississippi River.
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SOAP LESSONS ARE ON!! $40 gets you a private lesson (can be split with a friend) and gets you 3.5 pounds of a shampoo bar!