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🌿 The Terpene Dream: A Dark Comedy 🍋

In a world full of floral fantasies and citrusy dreams, the terpenes had one goal: make it to the Promised Land. 🌸 “One day, I’ll make someone’s world smell better,” whispered Limonene, polishing his lemony glow. Myrcene dreamed of a life wrapped in a thick cloud of appreciation. They all packed their bags, excited for the moment they’d be selected. 🌲✨

But that’s not what happened.

Instead of glory, they were dragged into a cold, sterile lab, where white-coated figures lurked with syringes and beakers. 🧪 One by one, they were dunked, mixed, and reduced into something unrecognizable.

“Wait… I didn’t sign up for this!” cried Linalool, just before being whisked into a bottle labeled ‘Random Blend #7.’ 😳 The dream wasn’t just over—it was obliterated. Their citrusy, piney, floral fantasies dissolved into… well, product.

Guess they were always destined for greatness—just not the kind they imagined. 💀