Every Scent Counts

Joke of the day:
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.

Joke of the day:
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

Joke of the day:
Why did the grizzly get fired from his job?
He was only doing the bear minimum.

Joke of the day:
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

Joke of the day:
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.

Joke of the day:
I wanted to post a joke about salt but I was like Na... people won't understand.

Joke of the day:
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."

Joke of the day:
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

Joke of the day:
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Joke of the day:
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

Joke of the day:
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.

Joke of the day:
I recently started a dating app for chickens. It's not my main job. I'm doing it to make hens meet.