Jonesy & Gonkey

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11/05/2023

Chicken Challenge Accepted!
We embarked on a culinary face-off of epic proportions, pitting the mighty -fil-A sandwich with BBQ sauce and honey against the formidable chicken sandwich with the same delightful duo. It's a taste showdown that demands to be experienced with your loved ones – prepare for flavor fireworks! πŸ“πŸ―

11/03/2023

Frothy Fun!

Can the process of frothing inexpensive alcoholic beverages genuinely enhance their palatability? This phenomenon is truly fascinating, and it calls for the insights of an expert chemist to shed light on the matter.

10/28/2023

πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ Halloween πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ

In a few days, a lot of creatures will visit your door.

βœ… Be open-minded.

βœ… The child who is grabbing more than one piece of candy might have poor fine motor skills.

βœ… The child who takes forever to pick out one piece of candy might have motor planning issues.

βœ… The child who does not say "trick or treat" or "thank you" might be painfully shy, non-verbal.

βœ… If you cannot understand their words, they may struggle with developmental apraxia of speech.

βœ… They are thankful in their hearts and minds.

βœ… The child who looks disappointed when he sees your bowl might have a life-threatening allergy.

βœ… The child who isn't wearing a costume at all might have SPD or autism.

βœ… Be kind, be patient, smile, pretend you understand.

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘» It's everyone's Halloween. πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»

🧑🧑🧑 Make a parent feel good by making a big deal of their special child. 🧑🧑🧑

10/17/2023

Snack Time!πŸ§€πŸ₯―

What kind of snacks do you fancy? Well, we recently embarked on a snacking adventure with Nature Valley's latest creations: Bar Que, White Cheddar, and the everything-but-the-kitchen-sink Everything Bagel! Let's just say, we've gone from nature lovers to flavor explorers!" πŸƒπŸŒΎπŸ½οΈ

10/07/2023

Holy Teabag!

With millions of reviews out there, can you truly concoct a delightful drink using just a humble tea bag and some lemon-lemon soda?" πŸ‹

10/07/2023

As we cruise into week 5 of football season, the stakes are high, and it's getting intense! 🏈🎀 You all remember the bet, right? The person with the lowest score is destined for a serenade at the FRISCO Star Queens' rendition of 'We Are the Champions.' 🎢 To the winner with the highest score after Week 14, you're safe... for now.

Here are the current standings after 4 weeks:

Gonkey: 12
Jonesy: 10
Cisco Nabisco: 10
Who's going to be the last person standing? It's anyone's guess, but let's just hope the Gonkey doesn't have to hit those high notes!" πŸŽ΅πŸ˜„πŸ†

10/04/2023

Brita Filter Hack!

We've witnessed this wild hack taking over the internet, and we couldn't resist putting it to the test. Apparently, the Brita filter is like a secret agent trying to disguise the alcohol taste! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸΈ But let's be real, folks – our Brita is fantastic at filtering out impurities, but turning your vodka into Evian? Not its job description!" πŸ˜‚πŸš°πŸΈ

10/03/2023

Does Green Grapes + Lays Potato Chips taste like Fried Chicken?

Why stop at green grapes and potato chips? Next, we'll be hearing that broccoli tastes just like chocolate cake! Stay tuned for our hilarious taste test adventures!" πŸ‡πŸŸπŸ—πŸ˜„

Photos from Jonesy & Gonkey's post 09/09/2023

🏈🏈🏈Football Season means FOOTBALL FOOD!🏈🏈🏈
Let’s start it off with: BEER CHEESE SAUSAGE DIP!

1 lb breakfast sausage, browned & drained
Add 1 1/2 bottles of your fav beer, bring to a boil
Add 1/3 cup jalapeΓ±os (optional)
Add 1 package softened cream cheese, reduce heat & stir
Add 2 1/2 cups shredded cheese, stir
*keep stirring
Add 2 tablespoons of mustard
Black pepper to taste
When the mixture coats the back of a spoon, it’s ready! (5-7 min)
Transfer to a crockpot to keep warm and
ENJOY!

Serve with tortilla chips, tater chips, pretzels.. whatever your heart desires!

09/07/2023

THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC! Note to self: purchase Uber comfy practice field chair for my serenade 🏈πŸ₯‡

~G🍸

Jonesy & Gonkey

09/07/2023

🏈🏈Football Season-Starts Tonight!

We're having an NFL Challenge between Jonesy and Gonkey, with Cisco Nabisco also joining in. The individuals with the fewest wins will have to stand in the middle of the field at the FRISCO Star and sing Queen's "We Are the Champions."
Here are our Week One NFL picks:
Jonesy - Chiefs-Dallas-Bills-Bengals-49ers-Packers
Gonkey-Chiefs-Eagles-Giants-Redskins-Jaguars-49ers
Cisco-Chiefs-Bengals-Raiders-Cowboys-49ers-Bills

🏈🏈🏈🌭πŸ₯¨πŸ«•πŸΏπŸΊ

08/29/2023

TikTok Tangy Twist Challenge: Stuffed Pickle Sensation!

Palate Adventure Chronicles- The Unforgettable Stuffed Pickle Sensation! Unveiling a Flavorful and Unique taste. I never want to taste again but it did make us laugh! 🀒🀣

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