Kong Rolls
We make bathroom stuff that won't slowly poison you.
𝘙𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺, 𝘸𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.
Immensely friendly woman takes a sample of our bamboo toilet paper🧻
Very content birthday girl takes our bamboo toilet paper sample🧻
Incredibly chill man takes a sample of our bamboo toilet paper🧻
05/23/2026
You’ve been wiping wrong your entire life 🦍
Option A: 100% bamboo, soft, clean, gorilla approved
Option B: the sandpaper you’ve been loyal to since 2003
Pick wisely. Or don’t. The gorilla sleeps fine either way 🦍
Amazingly nice lady takes our bamboo toilet paper sample🧻
05/22/2026
we put more research into this than you put into your last relationship. 🦍
48 rolls. zero red flags.
(unlike the situation we’re not allowed to bring up.)
preorder open. link in bio.
Very kind officer accepts our bamboo toilet paper sample🧻
Overly genuine man takes a sample of our bamboo toilet paper🧻
Extremely friendly citizens take our last bamboo toilet paper samples🧻
Extremely chill group each take samples of our bamboo toilet paper🧻
Super lovely ladies take samples of our bamboo toilet paper🧻
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