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It doesn't happen often, but when it does, you feel like it's all been worth it.

Seriously, it's like Christmas Day.

When the textbook writers thought it was a good idea to make "abreast" a 4th grade vocabulary word.

Grammar is important to you. Like, more than anything.

Yes, you enjoy the occasional literary pun.

You wonder if your kids have ever heard of a dictionary

You still get asked this question. Every. Year.

99% of your life is spent grading papers.