Kolaho

Are you ready to experience the high life? 🌿✨

Our private membership waitlist is officially OPEN! 🎉

Don’t miss your chance to be part of NYC’s first premier full 🍃🍃 social club. From our exclusive dispxxsary and retail space to our luxurious bar, restaurant, and lounge —experience it all with our membership perks!

📢 Click the “Apply Now” button on our profile to join the prelaunch waitlist. Remember, spaces are limited and it’s first come, first served!

Get ready to elevate your lifestyle and join the Kolaho community! 🌿✨

The countdown to our massive 10K giveaway is ON, and we want YOU to shape the prize! 🎉

Got a favorite product, brand, or shop that should be part of our giveaway? Comment and tag them below! 👇 We’re scouting for the best to feature in our ultimate 10K follower celebration. Your favorites could become part of the epic prize!

Let’s make this giveaway unforgettable—start tagging now! Show us the coolest 🍃💨 products, brands, and shops you know!

True or false?? Let us know in the comments 👀

Yes, we want all the details—juice, smoke, and tea! 🧃💨☕️. Tag your favorite spots 📍, friends 👫, and must-have products 🌿 for 420. Let’s see your plans!

Ready for another round of Question Thursday with Kai? If you’ve got questions, he’s got answers (or at least, he’ll give it a solid try). Drop your queries below and let’s see if you can stump our koala connoisseur. Plus, don’t be shy—jump into the comments and share your own answers or suggestions to this question. Let’s get the conversation rolling!

Here’s what you need to know about the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse in NYC.

Alright, w**d enthusiasts and cosmic voyagers, brace yourselves for a total solar eclipse party in NYC! It’s like Mother Nature’s way of saying, ‘Hey, let’s dim the lights and roll up something special.’ Here’s the lowdown:

🌑 When: Today, Monday afternoon, April 8th. It’s a cosmic rendezvous you don’t wanna miss!

🕑 Time: Grab your munchies and settle in because the show starts at 2:10 pm. Sky’s gonna get dark and mysterious around 3:25 pm, but don’t worry, the sun’s just taking a t**e break.

👓 Where: While NYC’s only getting 90% coverage, it’s still gonna be lit! Find a chill spot outside and look up (just make sure you’ve got those groovy eclipse glasses on).

🛡️ Safety first: Remember, kids, sunglasses won’t cut it. Protect those peepers with proper eclipse gear, unless you’re into the whole ‘blind for science’ thing.

🔮 Next time: After this celestial smoke sesh, we’ll have to wait until August 2044 for the next eclipse party. So, make this one count!

Spread the love, stay safe, and may your snacks be as infinite as the universe. Peace out, eclipse aficionados! ✌️🌌

Yes, you are reading it right, and no, it’s not just the w**d talking! 🌬️ We heard you through the grapevine (or should we say, the smoke signals) 🍇🔥 and we listened. The buzz around our Puff and Paint was so dank, we decided to roll up our sleeves and give you an experience so lit, you’ve never even imagined it before. 🔥💨

Introducing Puff and Sculpt by Kolaho. Yes, you saw it here first—fresh out of the kiln! 🌿🎨 This isn’t just any event; it’s a one-of-a-kind blaze of creativity and clay. 🍯👩‍🎨 Much like our Puff and Paint, but with an extra twist of the pot...tery wheel. 🌀 You puff and you sculpt, melding your mind and clay as seamlessly as indica and sativa. 🌱🎭

Now, for the 4:20 update: our grand opening is set for the fall of 2024, when we’ll welcome you to our space, as beautiful and curated as a finely grown bud. 🌺🍃 But don’t worry, you won’t have to wait until the leaves fall to get a taste; we’re rolling out a sneak peek with our pottery kit! 🎉 You can get your hands sticky with clay (and maybe a bit of resin) and practice your sculpting skills before the main event. 🤲🏽🍯

Hit up the tag to order your pottery kit from our Instagram shop page, and let us know how you enjoyed it—once you come back down to Earth, that is. 🌍✨ We’re st**ed to lift your spirits and your creativity to new heights when we finally open. 🚀🌟 Get ready to elevate your art game and experience the high life with us! 🌿💚

Sip back, relax, and let the good times roll. 🥃🌿💨

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I don’t know if you’re ready for this, but someone had to say it. Read below... 👇👇👇

Hey there, beloved Insta-fam! We see you, feel the love, and let’s be blunt—it’s been a wild ride since we started in December. Your support is unmatched, and your eagerness? Almost as high as our expectations for the lounge.

So, about our opening date. We’ve been as clear as freshly cleaned b**g water, aiming for Fall 2024. But, as with all good trips, we’ve hit a bit of a speed bump with our cannabis licensing (thanks, OCM!). No worries, though. We’re still rolling towards that Fall 2024 launch, even if it means the dispensary side might be more ‘chill’ to start. But hey, the lounge and lifestyle vibe? Fully baked and ready to serve.

Rest assured, the essence of Kolaho remains unchanged. We’re all about crafting that high-quality experience, with or without the actual high. We’ll keep you posted, just like your favorite budtender with the freshest strain. Fall 2024 is still our jam, so keep those good vibes rolling in our comments and DMs.

Thanks for sticking with us through the haze. We’re lighting up with excitement to welcome you to a luxury high life experience that’s bound to be, well, lit.