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Still mouth breathing like a confused fish? Ashton who?

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Turmeric shots are cute. Oxygen is better.

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Open your nose. Not another tab.

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Wake up rested. Not confused, dry-mouthed, and already late.

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Hashton rubs banana peel on his cheeks. You can just tape your mouth.

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Perfect for sleep. Also works on unsolicited opinions.

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It looks like a v**e. But it’s legal in Bali and actually helps.

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Your inbox isn’t the problem. Your breath is. 4 seconds. Inhale. Exhale. Repeat.

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“Hashton All” wants you to scream into a bucket of ice at 4:06am. We prefer six breaths in silence.
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