Sara. Hayes

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My Tinder date left as soon as he saw my underwear didn’t match…but I’ll wear it anyway! I don’t need that negativity

My mama always told me if you sit out in the porch in your underwear long enough someone will sn**ch you up and put a ring on your finger…. I’ve been sitting here for 2 hours mama and it ain’t happened yet :(

Not much longer until it’s bikini season for real 🩷

My granny told me to be careful because my hips were getting wider than a busted can of biscuits

My aunt Linda said she met her soul mate on a forest walking trail, but so far I ain’t had the same luck 🤨 where are all the forest men at?

The weather is cooling down but the content in my bio link isn’t 😜

It looks like I don’t have legs lol

I may be in my 30s but I haven’t lost my flexibility yet.

It’s sweater weather! (Check my story)