Thee Jewelry Bar and Smile Lounge
Bringing Justice to All of the GUILTY Smiles In The City. You have the right to regain smiling.
1. File Your Preliminary Smile Review
2. Get Booked.
07/24/2026
07/23/2026
Imagine your birthday is less than a week away and this happens 😳 Here's her Intake Smugshots 📸
Our Dispatch expedited the approval for an Immediate Investigation BUT expediting the actual day of getting the job done.... that's MEMBER PRIVILEGE ONLY.
During her Investigation, we found She had a deadline + a work schedule + special composites required for shade matching 😬
Could The Dept. get the job done in time? Did she become a Key Witness Member for the privilege?
Follow The File...we ALMOST ALWAYS make it happen but...
07/22/2026
And she's now holds a Key Witness Membership in Protective Custody with her new Smile-dentity 😊 Doesn't even look like the same mouth
Between her fears of them...and her past insecurities about her teeth we are OVERjoyed about being responsible for the big smile on her face today. We are grateful for the trust.
She drives all the way from PA to let us lock her smile up and keep her smile right.
Her case isn't closed yet... but its definitely in progress ❤️ she had the right to regain smiling and she takes full advantage of that.
07/21/2026
One of our most notorious smile cases.
The Dept absolutely loved to see him coming.
He turned himself in for Investigation and it led to a few lock-ups. A 30 day sentence with probation in between.
Due to him wanting to not have the "perfect" smile along with making sure his bite was comfortable we decided to keep the chip on his central tooth.
He said it gave his smile some character. And we agreed.
Suspect is now a danger to society. He's showing up everywhere as his best self. Smiling. Easy.
If you or a loved one has been a victim of smile theft...you need to GET BOOKED.
Background Checks are open 24/7. File yours.
07/20/2026
You're just a girl... too pretty to be in the penitentiary...unless its our Smile Corrections Facility 😉
These Gold Behind Bars will have you feeling like you smuggle bricks across the country in the bra's of an all women crime mafia.
Sometimes we gotta get our hands dirty to keep your smile clean 🤭😜
Gold Brackets are available in The Commissary. LIMITED SUSPECTS ACCEPTED.
07/20/2026
💾 CLASSIFIED FILE OF THE WEEK 💾
She filed a MISSING Report and drove 2 Hours to The Precinct for her Initial Investigation.
We approved her case and got to work....
Suspect was released into Protective Smile Custoday and is now a Key Witness for the Dept.
How did we doooooo? 🤗🫡
07/19/2026
How to report a MISSING case⁉️
☎️ Text MISSING to [410] 205-9627 and our Smile Intake Analyst will directly assist you with the start of your Investigation.
Our MISSING Cases are handled with care.
Because once that tooth or those teeth are popped in...the level of "TF" that activates has been reported DANGEROUS ⚠️
Ain't nothing like a person who gained their smile confidence back.... go play with something safer 🤷🏽♀️
07/17/2026
It's been over a year since we locked up his smile... had to put a warrant out.
He turned his self in for Stain Smuggling and we threw him in The Whitening Cell for a 60 Min Felony Sentence.
Then we found out he robbed our Jewel Evidence Vault in the process and demanded our Lead Smile Detective plant this 18K Gold Scorpion in his grill.
So, It's been a day.
Suspect was released on Smile Probation... we'll see him in The Whitening Cell again soon. We're pretty sure he's going to violate a couple of his Probation Terms.
07/17/2026
Officers are saying it isn't the road closures that's the problem... 🤭
We have a few ways in the files that we close gaps for the girls...and the guys too.
1️⃣ Jewels. - Same day, semi permanent, a little hiding, and a whole lotta sparkle.
2️⃣ Bonding. - Can be same day, semi permanent, very natural resemblance. Blended.
3️⃣ Braces. - you know. Much more permanent. Longer process. A little pain here and there but the most beautiful results after release for sure.
4️⃣ Full Composites - not meant to last forever but possible. Hides gaps and can reshape teeth with custom design. Can fix other insecurities as well like permanent discolorations and such.
The options are in the facility. You just need to start filing for motion.
⛓️ GET BOOKED ⛓️
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Contact the business
Telephone
Address
Under The Red Velvet Rope
Parkville, MD
21234
Opening Hours
| Tuesday | 10am - 5pm |
| Thursday | 10am - 5pm |
| Saturday | 9am - 3pm |
