The Causey Effect

The Causey Effect

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Licensed Aesthetician, PhD in Nutrition & Endocrinology Nutrition, Fitness & Wellness Coaching

06/10/2026

Your labs can be “normal” and you can still feel completely off.

I’m telling one woman’s story, but it’s so common with my clients, it could be any of theirs. I see this all the time with women who are exhausted, anxious, not sleeping well, dealing with PMS, mood swings, cravings, afternoon crashes, low motivation, weight changes, brain fog, or just feeling like they don’t recognize themselves anymore.

And the most frustrating part?
They’ve usually already been told: “Everything looks fine.” I know was!

But most standard labs are not looking at the full picture. And many doctors do not have the time to go deeper (this is a discussion for another day).

A hormone consult is not just about checking a few numbers and calling it good.

We’re looking at patterns:

stress hormones
thyroid function
blood sugar regulation
iron status
progesterone and estrogen balance
cycle changes
sleep quality
cravings
energy crashes
mood shifts
recovery

Your symptoms usually are clues

When you can connect the dots, we can help you feel like yourself again.

If you’ve been told your labs are normal but you still feel exhausted, anxious, foggy, moody, inflamed, or hormonally off, this is your sign to stop brushing it off.

DM me LABS and I’ll send you info on working together.
Or book a hormone consult through the link in my bio. I have a few spots open this month.

Photos from The Causey Effect's post 06/08/2026

5 signs cortisol is dominating your life. Slide through and check off how many sound familiar.

Most of the clients I work with have been living with these symptoms for so long, they’ve accepted them as normal:

1. The 3pm energy crash and urge for instant sugar.
2. The poor sleep that doesn’t help you feel rested.
3. The weight around the middle that won’t lessen (and sometimes keeps growing) no matter what you do.
4. The tense mood that feels like you’re one small thing away from completely snapping.

These are not normal or just the cost of being busy. They are signs that your stress response is stuck in overdrive and everything downstream is paying for it.

Cortisol dysregulation doesn’t just drain your energy. It disrupts your blood sugar, depletes your progesterone, drives abdominal fat storage, and throws your sleep cycle completely off.

One problem with a very long list of consequences.

The solution is actually pretty eas, but it does require actually looking at your cortisol curve, understanding what’s driving it, and addressing it in the right order.

If you checked 3 or more of thes boxes, your body has been trying to tell you something.

Comment HORMONES and I’ll send you some resources to start. Or just come find me in my DMs. I actually read them. 🤍

06/04/2026

Look I know I can’t avoid plastics completely. But I jump through a ton of hoops to make my kitchen as toxin free as possible for both my health and my kids.

So I get really annoyed when I try to make an effort to buy organic produce and everything is wrapped in flimsy plastic. It’s like they’ve got to slip in some toxins any way they can.

06/03/2026

Help a small business owner out. It’s hard enough to grow without having everything thrown off by bots.

And comment below if you are also a small business owner. I’ll return the favor 🩷

06/03/2026

Wellness trends: fact vs. fiction. The castor oil hormone hack.

Castor oil packs have over 300 million views on hormone balancing content right now. So let’s talk about what the research actually says.

The claim: applying castor oil to your abdomen detoxifies your liver and resets your hormones.

The reality: castor oil contains ricinoleic acid, which has real topical anti-inflammatory properties. That is a documented thing. What is not a documented thing: any mechanism by which it changes your hormone levels.

If your liver detox pathways are genuinely overloaded, and for a lot of women they are, that is a nutrition, sleep, and gut health conversation.

More in the series coming. Follow so you don’t miss them.

Photos from The Causey Effect's post 06/02/2026

The 4 hormone patterns I see in almost every woman I work with. Slide through and see how many sound like you.

Most women I work with have been dealing with these symptoms for years. They’ve been told their labs are normal, their thyroid is fine, their mood is just stress. They’ve tried the diets, adjusted their sleep, done everything ‘right’ and still feel off. I am usually a last resort.

Cortisol dominance is almost always the first domino. When your stress response gets stuck in the on position, everything downstream will be affected, including your thyroid, your s*x hormones, your blood sugar, and your sleep.

Estrogen and progesterone imbalance is the most commonly diagnosed as anxiety (annoying). Progesterone is the first hormone to fall under chronic stress. When it drops, your nervous system loses its primary calming signal. Worse, your labs can look completely normal while your body feels anything but.

Thyroid dysfunction that is hiding behind the other two. TSH staying normal while Free T3 is low is one of the most common patterns I see, and one of the most commonly missed. Standard panels don’t catch it.

Testosterone in women is finally getting some attention. Chronic stress, pregnancy, nursing, hormonal birth control all of it deplete it, resulting in flat moods, zero motivation, low libido, and difficulty building muscle.

These hormones don’t work in isolation; the patterns stack. They drive each other. Which is exactly why treating one thing at a time hasn’t worked.

Comment HORMONES and I’ll send you some resources to start with or we can just talk.

My DMs are open and I actually read them. 🤍

↓ Save this. Send it to a friend who keeps being told she’s fine.

06/01/2026

The Internet has been super busy with hormone and health trends. Most of which need to be stopped. Immediately.

Drop the wildest one you’ve seen in the comments. I’m going in. We’re debating, investigating and separating the science from the snake oil together.

Comment the trend and I’ll break it down!

05/28/2026

Three things I do with every new client that your last doctor probably didn’t and why it changes everything. 👇

This isn’t about bashing MDs or DOs. I actually love collaborating with them. But unfortunately, the system doesn’t give them the time to sit down, troubleshoot your symptoms, and actually get to know you.

That’s where I come in.

Here’s what looks different when you work with a hormone specialist:
✅ We run the labs that get skipped — free + total testosterone, DHEA, fasting insulin, cortisol, and more
✅ We track your patterns over time, not just one snapshot that says “you’re normal”
✅ We build a protocol around YOUR actual life and things like your stress, your sleep, your goals, your schedule

If you’ve been told your labs are fine but you still feel exhausted, foggy, moody, or just off, this is for you.

I have 4 spots opening for June. DM me the word HORMONES and I’ll send you exactly what working together looks like and what it costs.

🔍 Hormone optimization | Functional lab testing | Personalized wellness protocols

Photos from The Causey Effect's post 05/27/2026

Save this before the algorithm buries it. 🔖

I’ve spent years now cleaning up the mess that wellness misinformation leaves behind, and these seven patterns keep showing up in my practice on repeat.

❌ Cutting all carbs to “balance hormones”. NO, your thyroid needs glucose to make active T3. Cut too low, and T3 drops up to 34%. That’s not balance, that’s suppression.

❌ Trusting a normal CBC or TSH-only panel as a hormone workup. A CBC counts blood cells. TSH is one point on a three-hormone chain. Neither is a hormone panel.

❌ Starting a peptide or GLP-1 without baseline labs. These work inside your existing hormonal systems. If your thyroid or insulin picture is off, you need to know BEFORE you start.

❌ Taking lab advice from influencer with no credentials (and even some with). The 2025 ACOG study confirmed the most-shared hormone content was the least accurate. Always ask for the source. I share mine!

❌ Using OTC hormone boosting supplements without testing. Absorption is inconsistent, blood levels are unpredictable, most do nothing, some are harmful. Guessing is guessing, even if it’s over the counter.

❌ Calling your fatigue “just being a mom”. Nearly 40% of women are misdiagnosed during perimenopause. Hormone-related fatigue has measurable, treatable causes. Sleep advice doesn’t fix a thyroid disorder or tanking hormones.

❌ Relying on castor oil packs to fix your hormones. I love a good natural remedy, and I love castor oil for many things, but there is no established pathway by which castor oil acts on your endocrine system. The stillness, warmth, and nervous system rest? That part is real. The oil is getting unearned credit.

If any of these sound familiar, send it to a friend who needs to hear it yesterday.
Comment LABs and I’ll send you the actual labs and protocols I recommend instead.

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