The Human Repair Shop

🎓🎉 BIG NEWS! My daughter just graduated high school! 🎉🎓

To celebrate this incredible milestone, we’re giving NEW and RETURNING clients $26 OFF any massage session for the next 3 days only!

💆‍♀️ Save $26 on your session
🎉 Open to both new and returning clients
📅 Offer ends Sunday, May 31st
✅ Discount applied in-office

Whether you’ve never visited us before or you’re one of our amazing regulars, now is the perfect time to treat yourself!

🌐 Book now: www.thehumanrepairshop.net

Let’s celebrate this special achievement together while helping you feel your absolute best!

Offer valid through Sunday, May 31st. Discount applied at checkout.

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🇺🇸❤️ Today we remember the heroes who gave everything for freedoms we often take for granted. Memorial Day isn’t just a long weekend… it’s a reminder that courage, sacrifice, and service built the lives we get to live today. ❤️🇺🇸

To every family carrying the loss of a loved one who served — we honor you too. 🕊️

And while we reflect and remember, your body still deserves care. Stress, tension, long drives, and busy weekends don’t take holidays… so neither do we! 💆‍♂️💆‍♀️

🎉 YES — We’re OPEN ALL DAY on Memorial Day!
Take an hour for yourself, recharge, and show your body some appreciation too.

Book your session here 👉 🌐 www.thehumanrepairshop.net

🇺🇸 Wishing everyone a safe, meaningful Memorial Day. Never forgotten. ❤️

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🐪 Happy Hump Day! Here’s a massage fact most people don’t know:

Research has shown regular massage may help lower cortisol (your body’s primary stress hormone) by up to 30%, while boosting serotonin and dopamine—the chemicals linked to feeling happier and more relaxed.

Translation? Less stress, better mood, fewer “I might lose it by Friday” moments. 😅

Wednesday is the perfect day for a reset:
✔️ Recover from the first half of the week
✔️ Loosen tight shoulders & low back pain
✔️ Sleep better before the weekend rush
✔️ Walk into Thursday acting like life didn’t just body slam you

Your body has carried you this far this week… maybe return the favor.

Book your session here:
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Because surviving Wednesday shouldn’t feel like an Olympic event.

Still trying to figure out the perfect Mother’s Day gift?

Good news… we’re OPEN on Mother’s Day, and honestly, a massage might still be the best last-minute gift anyone can receive. 💆‍♀️✨

A couple appointment openings are still available, but they won’t last long!

AND… tag your mom (or a deserving mom in your life) in this post and she could win a FREE 1-hour massage from The Human Repair Shop! 🎉

Because moms deserve more than flowers that die in a week.

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨

The next available appointment is 3 PM… which means your back still has time to keep making Rice Krispies sounds before I fix it. 😅

First come, first repaired.
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🚨 TONIGHT’S 6PM APPOINTMENT ALERT 🚨

Your body has entered the “find out” stage after all the ignoring, bad posture, stress, and sleeping like a folded lawn chair. 😅

Lucky for you, the next available session at The Human Repair Shop is tonight at 6PM.

Claim it before somebody else decides their back has had enough too. 💆‍♂️💪

📍3039 Lemay Ferry Rd.
🌐 https://www.thehumanrepairshop.n

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🚨 LAST-MINUTE OPENING TODAY 🚨

A surprise opening just popped up for a 60-minute massage as early as 8:30am today 😎

Your body called… it’s filing a formal complaint. 😂

📱 TEXT/CALL ONLY: 314-396-9893
First come, first fixed.

Still need a Mother’s Day gift she’ll NEVER forget? ❤️

For the moms, grandmas, teacher moms, new moms, and all the incredible mother figures out there… give the gift of relaxation, recovery, and self-care this year. 💆‍♀️🎁

👉 Click here to grab her massage gift certificate!

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Moms do EVERYTHING. ❤️

From holding down the fort to taking care of everyone else before themselves, they deserve more than just flowers this Mother’s Day.

Huge shoutout to amazing moms like Rebecca, Deb, Sarah, Elizabeth, and Tracy for recommending The Human Repair Shop like crazy while still being absolute superheroes at home. 💪

This Mother’s Day, give Mom something she’ll actually feel: relaxation, recovery, and relief. 🎁

📍3039 Lemay Ferry Rd
📞 314-396-9893
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